Jeff Clark

I've been fightin' crime a number of years!

About Me

I like to be happy, I like to be happy. Don't like to talk about fightin' and killin' and violence and all that evil shit. I'll tell you what, I like to think good thoughts! Some people are just too damn ornery.

My Interests

Oh, I keep busy. I been doin' a lot of work. I did some work for Seymour yesterday--say, you know Seymour?

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet you, and you, and you, and you, and you too...

Music:

James Brown, Sam Cooke, BB King, The Chi-Lites, The Four Tops, Otis Redding

Television:

Dragnet (I thought I saw that guy on Draaaagnnnneeetttt!!!), Lassie, Turner Classic Movies

Books:

Ah Huh, huh, huuhhh! I leave that to you young folks.

Heroes:

Seymour!

My Blog

Jive Turkey

Heeyyyy, look at all these happy people, from so many different places!!! I've been all over, I sure have. But my favorite place is Jimmy-Jimmy-Jimmy's BUCKEYE DONUTS!!! in Columbus, Ohio!. Where a...
Posted by Jeff Clark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Got to Love Your Man

Hello, helloooo!!! Did a little work for Jimmy today. I mopped all the floors and wiped down the whole front of the shop. Go ahead, take a look. I tell you what, happiness sure makes me feel g...
Posted by Jeff Clark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST