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Johnny Vaughn; Shit Slag On Your Face!

R.I.P. to all the fake bitches that call themselves friends

About Me

As much as I hate horoscopes, I am a true Scorpio, who was born in the year of the Tiger. I'm also Italian. Got an idea about my temper? GOOD. I have a short attention span.I'm absolutely addicted to Marlboro Reds. (yes I also know that if I was a cowboy, I'd be dead by now)Makeout whore? Yes.Usually a happy drunk. But dont piss me off.And stop asking if I'll let you pierce me. Is your name Jeff? Do you work at Big 'O'? K then, you come near me with no needles. Done and Done.



Fuck You're Ass
You Fuckin' Cunt Cuz I Said So

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%D%A And no. If you live anywhere near me, I will not go meet you in person, or visit your work. Not unless I already know and love you, or if Re-Re Boogs applies to you. or if you know who Lloyd the Llama is. or if youre Tina. I might meet you then. (I heart you 3)Other than that, stop asking me. If your band isnt already on my page, SUCKS FOR YOU! You probably aren't that great anyway. Kthanks.

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Y is for... Yeller
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Posted by Johnny Vaughn; Shit Slag On Your Face! on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:33:00 PST

If there’s one thing my mom isn’t, it’s a snot

She may be a bitch. In fact, she knows that she is. So for her to know that she's a bitch, then let the family therapist, my sister deals with, KNOW that she's overstepped her boundaries by talking b...
Posted by Johnny Vaughn; Shit Slag On Your Face! on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:03:00 PST

and 2.

TIL DEATH DO US PARTToo many pistols, Not enough blanks.When driving is a hazard,And all the ships have sank.There I'll stand,In a dirty field at four.Laughing and screaming,Louder than before.Your je...
Posted by Johnny Vaughn; Shit Slag On Your Face! on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:08:00 PST

3 at a time yet again

OPINIONATED NATUREHalf of you look at me with jealousy,The other half, who cares?I'm walking down the street as they whisperAnd they stareThey claim they're open minded,And that they don't prejudgeBut...
Posted by Johnny Vaughn; Shit Slag On Your Face! on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:07:00 PST

Admire this amidst the calm

ADMIRE THIS, AMIDST THE CALMI'm shaking so muchIt's breaking my earsIt hurts so bad thatI'm fighting back tearsI'm so fucking sick of thisBut you insist that it's loveSo I'll go through this againIf y...
Posted by Johnny Vaughn; Shit Slag On Your Face! on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:04:00 PST

Thad

DANGLING FREEI used to be strongAtleast that's what people tell meI'm not quite sure if I believe it.Eh, who cares.Admittance is the only way to heavenThat's a brilliant scheme.Try so hard to be indep...
Posted by Johnny Vaughn; Shit Slag On Your Face! on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:46:00 PST

Wall of Seperation

WALL OF SEPERATIONThis disease we shareIs making us very weakWe've opened up to new casualtiesMainly within ourselvesI thought I'd blame myselfFor exposing ourselves like thatBut instead I have realiz...
Posted by Johnny Vaughn; Shit Slag On Your Face! on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST

My pretty good charlotte paper

MY PRETTY GOOD CHARLOTTE PAPERThe paper I swore I'd never write onIs now getting recognition.This must be one of my confusing daysOr maybe the day that I question every aspect of my lifeWho knows?I'm ...
Posted by Johnny Vaughn; Shit Slag On Your Face! on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST

me vs. you and J.D. wins

ME VS. YOU AND J.D. WINSYou're beautiful,You cuntAnd I'm sweeter than a speeding bullet.And I'll keep your pictures, frame by frame,And leave them deeply tattooed in my brain.I let you goKnowing this ...
Posted by Johnny Vaughn; Shit Slag On Your Face! on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 10:04:00 PST

so I found some old ass poems

Some old OLD as poems I wrote like...a jillion years ago. and I feel like posting them. so enjoy hookers.A DAY OF REVELATIONSPass me a cigaretteI need to expell today's horrors into the windClearing m...
Posted by Johnny Vaughn; Shit Slag On Your Face! on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:25:00 PST