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Mary

tattoos suck

About Me

I like soccer, kickboxing, pool, and yelling at people. I learned how to cook,and I'm really really good.
You Are a Powdered Devil's Food Donut
A total sweetheart on the outside, you love to fool people with your innocent image.
On the inside you're a little darker, richer, and more complex.
You're a hedonist who demands more than one pleasure at a time.
Decadent and daring, you test the limits of human indulgence. What Donut Are You?

My Interests

fighting and food

I'd like to meet:

Hopefully not anyone I intend to stay friends with, not until I'm "better". Don't hire me.

Movies:

Funny or violent. No cancer/rape/AIDS tragedies, and no romance shit. Romance is for people who don't have good sex. No porn. Sorry.

Television:

History, science, jeopardy, that show where different kinds of geniuses compete in each others specialties, fighting, other sports, and the part of What Not to Wear when they make fun of the ugly girl's clothes.

Books:

Non-fiction, no more stupid stories.

Heroes:

ugh

My Blog

want to see how far that tattoo goes?

You have come to the wrong fucking page.  If anything, I like guys who like me in spite of my tattoos, not because of them.  I'm not your fucking fetish, I'm not into pain, and I'm real...
Posted by Mary on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:31:00 PST

can't have shit

It started with a really nice set of glasses, because I am shallow, that cost 8 dollars apiece.  They were clearly (or so I thought) COATED, not BLOWN with color.  So, of course, SOMEBODY pu...
Posted by Mary on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:29:00 PST

sorry guys

I've been saying I'll be somewhere or do something or call someone and not doing it, and I feel like a dick cause I hate when people do that shit.  I'm sorry, I'm trying to get it together guys.
Posted by Mary on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:56:00 PST

dizzy

i'm not really sick anymore but i can't really see straight yet. Either i got mono again or a brain tumor. I can't believe my mom's in the bathroom smoking and she has the flu. So lately i've be...
Posted by Mary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New pictures

yeah, I need them. I think that one makes me look like a gerbil
Posted by Mary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Smell of Death.....My new job

So I got this internship at the smithsonian in the vertebrae prep and dissection lab. I toured it on Friday and it smelled like death. They don't preserve the animals, they freeze them. When they f...
Posted by Mary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My face

I tattooed my face!
Posted by Mary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST