About Me

rapunzel in the booth, 6'2" in heels, maverick in the bar, totally gay

More than a memory:

I am 82% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
Evil Genius Test
@ FualiDotCom

My Interests

R.O.K.A.

The infamous Evil D.

kill you...

And this guy:

I'd like to meet:

My favowit unicohn.

And this awesome cat:

Music:

Serious tunage.

Movies:

Grandma's Boy, Big Lebowski, Depahted, Deathrace 2k, and (cough)wayne's(cough)world(trail off)

Television:

The classics:

Books:

Serious bookage.

Heroes:

E-Holmes

Keef.

Cheers mate.

My Blog

I live in LA!!! Wooooo!

Hi!I live in LA now!John and I just got our own place in Hollywood, it rules, and its like 700 feet from this punk bar/club where John works... trouble. I'm not working yet. Working on that. Sort of. ...
Posted by Hey Sailor! on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:21:00 PST

Im moving to LA at Thanksgiving!!

Yes, it's true.I'm moving to LA. In two weeks.This local girl is gonna try to live somewhere where she can't see her parents house from her roof. LA just seems super different, and I'd be an idiot not...
Posted by Hey Sailor! on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:18:00 PST

Know what's fucking useless???

Fucking Playtex tampons. Couldn't absorb an eye dropper let alone the turkey baster that is my monthly flow. I love blogging.
Posted by Hey Sailor! on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:04:00 PST

LOOK! I'm Blogging!!

Hahahaha. This shit is stupid. I'm getting a beer.
Posted by Hey Sailor! on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:44:00 PST