Want some good, sound advice? Don't take this profile, or life itself, too seriously. Have some fun. Allow your imagination to wander a bit and explore that which you may have been afraid to previously explore. Open your mind to the possibility of spiritual growth, as you would the concepts of emotional or physical growth. On a personal note, I have a large range of interests, strengths, weaknesses and individual aspects of myself that placing them down in order, or in detail, would be most difficult, so I will not attempt to do so. Instead, I will allow these individual characteristics of myself, to present themselves in my daily Myspace affairs, as the mood fits. If I offend you with some of my more “off the wall commentsâ€, please accept my apology, for I have no want to intentionally hurt another living being. However, I must point out that I suffer those that hurt others intentionally poorly and even more poorly do I hide that suffering. So, my fellow Myspace walking companions, if the mood fits, walk awhile with me and if the mood fits, I will walk with you. If either of us would wish to walk without the other, then let it be done in peace.
I'd like to meet:
This is exactly how my conversation went with God, as I caught Him walking out of a 7 Eleven, two days ago! I'm writing it, just as it transpired:Holy shit!! My Nigga God, WTF are you doing here!? (GOD):"I NEEDED SOME CHEESE WIZ AND CRACKERS. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE. I'M DEPRESSED AND I WANT TO BE BY MYSELF AND BINGE." Oh, I can respect that..... No fucking way!!? I'm chillin with God! Hey, you with the camera phone! Take our picture! Yeah, take a picture of me and my Hommie, God! Cool, thanks! Email it to me, ok. Thanks. Oh yeah, God! WTF are you doing here (God had already begun walking away) (I began running after Him)? It's me, Worth While! Worth While Jerry! You know, the sexy one! Me! (GOD):"OH. OH, YEAH. YOU. I REMEMBER YOU." Wow! God remembers me! That rocks.. Wait. Is that good or bad? Nevermind. Anyhoo God, I have some questions I really want You to answer. (GOD):"I JUST WANT TO EAT MY CHEESE WIZ IN PEACE..." Yeah, yeah, in a second. Please answer them. They are very important to me. Will you answer them, please? Pleeeeaaassseeeee???!! (GOD):"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! ASK THEM AND BE DONE WITH IT, LEST I TURN YOU INTO A TOAD!" (question timer starts now) Ok, first but not foremost, Do You wear My Little Pony underwear, too? If I had sexual relations with a farm animal, would that make me gay? Why are Blue Jays blue? Why do people keep asking me if the Pope wears white? Will monkeys really fly out of my butt, if I lie? If my hand goes into my ass (up to the elbow), is that concidered "playing with myself"? What does a Mr. Coffee machine actually do? Does Santa watch me when I'm being naughty? What does he do when he watches me being naughty? Does his elves have sex? If so, who, what, how, why and where do they do it (details please)? Why are my palms so hairy? Are we in The Matrix? If so, should I have taken the red pill, or the blue pill? Why can't pigs fly? Can I get pregnant from a three dollar bill? Why is my poop green sometimes? Am I really from Mars? Is Anna really from Venus? Where do aliens from outer space come from? How long will it take me to learn karate, from a kung foo movie? Why do guys wear G- strings? Will I ever look like Dolly Parton? If a bear goes poopy and no one is there to hear it, does it still smell, Ya know, like a tree falling, or something? Why don't I ever hear Electricians sing: "I've got the power"! Why do dogs bark? Why don't they meow? Why does my neighbors dog hump my face, while I'm asleep? Why does that pink thing keep getting caught in my teeth? How come he goes apeshit every time it gets caught? Can You help me dance like Vanilla Ice? Will Hollywood ever make a Ben Hur, Reloaded, movie? What about a Wizard of Oz, part 2? Do I need a push up bra? Why don't match box cars have matches? Does my butt look big in these pants? Do snakes ever get pimples? Why doesn't everyone else wear their Sailor Moon outfit to bed? Does it hurt you when you pee? Can I out run an albino allegator? Will hot sause actually make my butthole melt off? When will I be potty trained? Why is pizza spelled like that? Do you stare at the sun too? Are we there yet? Why can't I pick someone else's nose too? How do you spell Mississippi? Why are anti stalking laws so unromantic? Why can't guys have babies? Is my mother really a virgin? Why do I poop alittle, every time I fart? Can animals really hear my thoughts, or are they just pretending? How sexy do I look, when I spank myself on the bus? Where can I have x ray eyes installed? Will they help me to see into tomorrow, today? Is peeing on my left foot for good luck, ever going to work? Why are Dodge Rams, ram tough? How often do I really need to change my panties? What temperature was the Cold War fought in? Do I actually need to brush, wipe and/or wash? Do I really have to tell my sponsor about my (repeated) encounters with a bald, one eyed, toothless, rude hooker, named "Darkened Tunafish"? (question timer ends, approximately 20 seconds later) (God, who was appearantly experiencing a stalled, fixed mental state, stares directly at, or through me) God? Go
d? What's wrong? Why are you just staring at me? .....(five seconds of awkward silence go by)..... Right..... Anyhoo, remember God, what's said at the Sleven, stays at the Sleven, ok? Thanks. I wouldn't want people thinking I was weird or anything. Um.. Are you ok? Hey, by the way, I'm starving. Can I have some of Your crackers? Thanks, Dude, You fucking rock!!Well, that's about when my encounter with God ended. God just stood there, with an empty blank stare, at the Sleven parking lot. Not knowing what to do, I grabbed His crackers and cheese wiz and continued skipping home, away from the parking lot, while munching on His binge food. Would you like to know what I learned from that experience? I learned that crackers and cheese wiz are fucking kick ass together! Who knew?
Music:
Of which should one pay closer attention to, the music that one listens to, or the frames of free flowing thought that are needed, although not required, to allow certain styles of music, to influence ones outlook? I would like to see myself as open minded. I would like to imagine myself as being open to that which has, as of this stage of my developement, remained unseen. So is the question, "to which style of music do I perfer", or is it, "to what level of conscience am I allowing myself to engage in, or become vulnerable to, in order to be influenced"?
Movies:
The belief that one can experience the full release (freedom) from self embodiment, through spiritual enlightenment, is conceptual in nature, for can anyone, within this lifetime, truly achieve enlightenment?Also, we have a choice of becoming an intricate part of either the hopes or nightmares, of those we hold dear. The determining factor of which, will be found in our actions and/or inactions, during the course of our lives combined. You see, it will be our actions and/or inactions, as well as their own, which will determine that outcome
Television:
Sometimes, I use this music video to calm me down, so that I may enter the meditative state a little more willingly. The song itself helps to bring a healthy perspective to my perception.
Books:
Books? Yeah, right. Anyhoo, I like to pee on my right foot each morning. Mom says I do it cause I'm part Irish, an whatnot. Mom says not to drink my pee anymore, or it'll make me Polish. I don't know why she says that? When I drink my pee, I don't think I talk Polish, or nothing? Maybe polish talkers hear me better when I drink my pee? Ya know what!? I have an idea! I could get a job with the Government, as a Polish to American English, Trans-talker. When they ask me how I talk all Polish an what not, I could drink some of my pee, right there and then, so I can start talking Polish at them! Then, I could have a job as a pee drinking Polish to American English, Trans-talker!
Heroes:
As a child, it was "Conan the Barbarian". Conan was the only comic "book" charactor that I could relate to, by any stretch of the imagination! He was the only one that I could see myself wanting to be like. As an adult, I would (all joking aside for the moment) have to say that The Co Founders are my Hereos. ____ BREAK ____This is the video for “Open Your Eyesâ€, performed by “Alter Bridgeâ€. I love the message, possibly because my eyes were closed for such a long period of time to the truths that were all about me. Inwardly now, I whisper softly to myself, “just for today my friend; endeavor to have them remain open, be the vision before you reflect darkly or favorably, endeavor to have them remain open, and allow them to see what they may.â€
