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Maddy

I blame you

About Me

About 6' 2"I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but hostility, chaos and murder

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My Maker. And thank him for the gushing anxiety gland he gave me. Because ..."the key to an excting life? amp mundane moments with unwarranted anxiety."

Music:

I like songs for the singing: Irving Berlin; Rilo Kiley; YOUNG Jeezy; The Cure; Dre/Snoop; Par Avion aka Paul Avion (the former Pablo Brasil); Lucinda Williams; Nickel Creek; Chingy

Movies:

Birth of a Nation

Television:

Urban Myth Family

Books:

The Loved Ones, Audrey Hepburn's Neck, The Great Gatsby, Drugs Are Nice, A Farwell to Arms, Diary of a Teenage Girl, Papallion, Love Story, Mr. Poneymoon's Train, "F" Family, The Inn at Lake Devine, Strip City, Miss Lonleyhearts, The Long Goodbye, Meet General Grant, Sideways, Tom Sawyer, The Game, Barrell Fever, The Winter of our Discontent, Bang the Drum Slowly, The Shining, Crooked Little Heart, The Bad Seed, Johnny U: The Life and Times of Johnny Unites, Hollywood, The Caine Mutiny, Fear&Loathing on the Campaign Trail, Where am I Now When I Need Me?, Brother and Sister, Looking for Mr. Goodbar, Mr. S: My Life with Frank Sinatra, Woody's Boys, The Last Picture Show, The Lisa Diaries, To Kill A Mockingbird, Lolita, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Garp, In Cold Blood, Crime & Punishment, Baby Plays Around, Day of the Locusts, The Mystery's of Pittsburgh

Heroes:

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My Blog

Resident Alien no more -- JUGGLEs month at Mr. Ts closes

Eating my flapjacks and steak AND eggs at I-hop last night I reflected with Tommy Jordan about our night of nights, on a Month of Mondays.  I-Hop was supposed to be closed for cleaning from 12:45...
Posted by Maddy on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:48:00 PST

A song for my family

Okay -- the beginning's weird, but it's just an intro -- we weren't a West Virginia family -- Ohio is totally different!So, I've clipped that part from the song lyrics I've posted below. Otherwise, C...
Posted by Maddy on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:36:00 PST

Eulogy for Ross Elliott Stewart

I notice you have the side of the church blocked off where my dad and I used to sit, three rows from the back.  I thought that was so my family could sit back there today, but instead you made us...
Posted by Maddy on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:11:00 PST

How to navigate your holiday party so you dont get BRAIN CANCER!!!!!

This is has been a headline on Yahoo, MSN, and various homepages starting around Thanksgiving.10 tips to avoid getting fired after your holiday party.Is the carnage really that bad?Do we really need 1...
Posted by Maddy on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:15:00 PST

Lyrics to the Grey in LA song I just added ...

just had to post these lyrics along with the new profile song ... seldom do I covet anyone's neighbor's manservant, but I do lust for these words ...Loudon Wainwright III - Grey in L.A. ...
Posted by Maddy on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:03:00 PST

Anchorman's Anchor in Reality

I have been ill.  Tired and full of self-pity, awaiting the matza ball soup to be air-lifted into my quarantine.  It reminded me of being home sick as a child, and the strange day-time media...
Posted by Maddy on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:08:00 PST

I do not like seeing BLACK men in the restroom

I do not like seeing black men in the rest room.  It is true.  I'm being purposefully provocative here.  There is a purpose to my provocation.  I'm trying to address how shitty it ...
Posted by Maddy on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:06:00 PST

who will visit my Grave

If I could, I'd build my grave while I was alive.  Right now I envision a sculpture of my dogs:Each facing one way, one's snout pointed to the west, the other to the east.  The nice lady in ...
Posted by Maddy on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST

BLACK SNAKE MOAN

At first I thought it was the great Polly Jean Harvey song.  But, that's Long Snake Moan.  I noticed this new movie with Samuel L. Jackson.  It's another snake movie for Samuel, but thi...
Posted by Maddy on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:31:00 PST

in the "Life is NOT Fair" Department -- Geggy Tah

Too-few know about Geggy Tah. They created a rich catalog of songs during the 90s. This is a video here for a song that was more sophisticated musically and lyrically then anything Green Day ever di...
Posted by Maddy on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:42:00 PST