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Sonic Death Monkey

Candy. Tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.

About Me

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans." --John Lennon
"There are people who believe that dinosaurs and men lived together. That they roamed the earth at the same time...they are stone cold fuck nuts. I can't be kind about this, because these people are watching The Flintstones as if it were a documentary." --Lewis Black
I'm currently attending college, just doing all the basic shit right now. Looking forward to getting that stuff out of the way. I've developed a keen interest in Viking/Celtic mythology and music, and to a lesser extent Egypt, Asia and others. I'm constantly looking up new info on mythology & religion, technology, music, philosophy, ect.
I'm artistic and I dislike practical thinking...This is not to say I dislike sensible thinking. I completely question our existence, and constantly ponder those impossible questions. It really does get annoying. Religion is an open book, never-ending. I procrastinate horribly, yet I'm a perfectionist in nearly all things (except important stuff). Often I feel out of place and unintentionally aloof, no matter where I am. I don't consider myself socially accepted, and I really don't care. I cherish the few friends I have.
Music is very important to me. I'm constantly on the prowl for new music, and I'm always listening, dissecting and attempting to understand it. I don't just mean the lyrics, I also piece together the aspects of the actual music. I try to play in a band setting as often as I can, it's a good creative outlet.
Even when people think I'm not paying attention, I hear and read into more than most.
I'm currently in a serious relationship with the most incredible girl I've ever met....Thanks to her, I've decided to become a Shmooiest, the most sacred of religions. Seriously, its probably as close to the code of the Jedi as you'll come. ...Shmooieism, for those who might be taking me seriously, is an inside joke.
Oh, and I think I may have narcolepsy. I fall asleep a lot...like when I'm driving. It isn't good.
My AIM screenname is ElectricEye06.
Deviant Art account.
"Time is the death and the healing
Take your last breath, 'cause death is deceiving
Time is the past, now and tomorrow
Days fly so fast and it leaves me so hollow..."
--Wintersun, "Death and the Healing"

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Writing, Drawing, Reading, Making de Metals, aka Playing Guitar, Video Games, Burning Things, Winter, Viking Culture/Norse Mythology, Religion in general, History in general, Computers, Pillaging.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet just a few of the thousands of incredibly talented musicians that seem to spawn from the swamps of Sweden, Finland, Norway, Netherlands, ect. Notably Jari Mäenpää, that fuckin' genius.

"It's in my hands, the sky so bright
It's burning, it's for me to decide
If flames will reach heaven tonight...
--In Flames, "Crawl Through Knives"

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).
Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Agnosticism


88%

Satanism


79%

Atheism


75%

Paganism


71%

Buddhism


54%

Islam


50%

Judaism


29%

Christianity


17%

Hinduism


0%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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You scored as Green.

Green


83%

Anarchism


67%

Democrat


67%

Socialist


50%

Communism


33%

Fascism


8%

Nazi


0%

Republican


0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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You scored as Zoroastrian Pagan. The Zoroastrian Pagan is a rare breed who follows the teachings of Zoroaster, the religious reformer. He believed that there were no gods, and it was naive to put faith in them and give them names. What one should focus on is merely serving one side of the cosmic duality; work on good or light deeds, and the world would become more good or light. Pagans of this variety are rare, but often feel like they get more done without the hassle and clutter of pantheons and gods. They're smart, analytical, and occationally cynical.

Zoroastrian Pagan


50%

Ecclectic Pagan


25%

Shamanic Pagan


20%

Celtic Pantheonic Pagan


15%

Eastern Pagan


15%

Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan


10%

Roman Pantheonic Pagan


10%

Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)


5%

Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans


5%

Kabbalistic Pagan


5%

Greek Pantheonic Pagan


0%

Catholic (Pagan?)


0%
What kind of Pagan are you?
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You scored as Musical/Rhythmic. You are sensitive to sounds in your environment, enjoy music and prefer listening to music when you study or read. You learn best through melody and music. People like you include singers, conductors, composers, and others who appreciate the various elements of music.

Musical/Rhythmic


82%

Verbal/Linguistic


79%

Visual/Spatial


54%

Intrapersonal


54%

Bodily/Kinesthetic


54%

Interpersonal


43%

Logical/Mathematical


36%
The Rogers Indicator of Multiple Intelligences
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Music:

I hate it when people say "I listen to everything!" Listen, it's ok to listen to certain bands. You don't have to lie.
Ensiferum
Wintersun
Equilibrium (Ger)
Finntroll
Moonsorrow
Amon Amarth
Nile
Nightrage
In Flames (old)
Kalmah
Immortal
Skyfire
Galyernus
Falchion
Arsis
Rhapsody of Fire
The Black Dahlia Murder
Falconer
Cryptopsy
Psycroptic
Dark Tranquility
Thiasos Dionysos
Turisas
Decapitated
Disillusion
DragonForce
Falkenbach
Bathory
Insomnium
Angra
Mors Principium Est
Suffocation
Dimmu Borgir
Arch Enemy
DethKlok
The Faceless
Pyramaze
Emperor
As I Lay Dying
Metallica (old)
Lykathea Aflame
Children of Bodom
Kamelot
Pantera
Iron Maiden
Slayer
Testament

...A LOT more.
Classic Rock: Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Lynyrd Skynyrd...
I can also appreciate classical, folk and some alternative and punk. Rap, hip-hop and pop make me naseous and fill me with an irrational need to destroy. In the long run, I'm a metal addict.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings Movies
Monty Python's Holy Grail
Samurai X
Versus
Harry Potter Movies
FFVII: Advent Children
Star Wars Movies
V for Vendetta
Braveheart
Secret Window
Donnie Darko
Face/Off
Detroit Rock City
The Last Samurai
Fight Club
Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
The Truman Show
High Fidelity
...many more.
Yeah, pretty much a fan of fantasy, comedy, action and occasionally drama/suspense.

Television:

South Park
Dethklok Metalocalypse
Korgoth of Barbaria?
Family Guy
The Colbert Report
Futurama
MAD TV
Avatar: The Last Airbender
King of the Hill
That 70's Show
Comedy Central Presents...
Anime Shows
Discovery Channel
History Channel
National Geographic

Books:

Lord of the Rings
The Chronicles of Narnia
The God Delusion
The Alphabet of Manliness
Ender's Game
Harry Potter Series
The Odyssey
Books on Various Mythology
And other random stuff, mostly Fantasy/Science Fiction and Humor.

Heroes:

Captain Ahab, that grizzled old bastard! Richard Dawkins. Lewis Black.

My Blog

A lengthy, in-depth survey. Interesting.

What is your name?: Matt. Are you named after anyone?: No, although technically, I'm named after the biblical scribe Matthew.  I liked him better as a nasty-ass tax collector than a lame disciple...
Posted by Sonic Death Monkey on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:22:00 PST

An untimely death of faithful machinery.

I'm using my mom's computer at the moment.  For a couple of days now, mine has been making a horrible sound that bears a remarkable resemblance to a motorcycle revving.  It's obvious what th...
Posted by Sonic Death Monkey on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:18:00 PST

And I'm back...

I've been in Virginia since last Thursday.  Most people probably didn't even know this, since I just kind of went without saying anything.  Either way, I just got back a little while ago.&nb...
Posted by Sonic Death Monkey on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST

Does not compute.

I'm feeling pretty subdued.  The past few weeks have been...I dunno.  Downcast, maybe.  My only consolation is getting to see Shmooie.I haven't really hung out with anybody else lately....
Posted by Sonic Death Monkey on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:59:00 PST

Human Intelligence: the Lowest Tier, Part 2

This is Part 2 of...well, me just ranting about notable things that piss me off day to day.  Again, I'm not in a terrible mood or anything; I must have a lot of excessive dormant hate or somethin...
Posted by Sonic Death Monkey on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:42:00 PST

Human Intelligence: the Lowest Tier, Part 1

I'm not in an especially bad mood or anything, but when I'm at school I tend to get very annoyed very quickly.  Why?  The people.  Their stupidity.  Apathy.  Disregard.  ...
Posted by Sonic Death Monkey on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:30:00 PST

Starting from the bottom...

It's the beginning of a new era for me.  Yes, that's right, I'm finally in college.I hate the hierarchy of things.  Everybody goes through it.  In elementary school, you're a badass 5th...
Posted by Sonic Death Monkey on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:15:00 PST

Just a few things.

Ok it's 3 in the morning, it seems like it's in the AM that I decide to start writing on this thing.  Which is weird because I can never really think completely straight this late, but at the sa...
Posted by Sonic Death Monkey on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:11:00 PST

Questing, Coffee and Modern Dieties.

Just a little while ago, it was storming badly here.  I guess it let up, or maybe it's just taking a break, because now it's eerily quiet outside.  Anyway, it's Easter break, which means no ...
Posted by Sonic Death Monkey on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 04:12:00 PST

Some events, thoughts and horrible ideas.

So, I regret to inform anybody who's wasting their time here that I've had little time to do anything fun.  There's just been too many complications around here, and therefore, my well of humorou...
Posted by Sonic Death Monkey on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:17:00 PST