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Pod-Monkey

Not scissors:beer!

About Me

I'm Brad. Short and simple.No One Knows - Lennon (Murphy)10 Years - Wasteland

My Interests

Anything to keep those obsessive thoughts of random arson at bay.

I'd like to meet:

You and your friend...

Music:

Mindless Self Indulgence, KidneyThieves, KMFDM, MDFMK, Crisis, Skinny Puppy, Snake River Conspiracy, Breaking Benjamin, Lacuna Coil, KGC, Lamb of God, Prodigy, Garbage, Nine Inch Nails, 8mm, SOAD, Powerman 5000, Front Line Assembly, Ministry, Audio Bullys, Fischerspooner, M.I.A, Chevelle, Rob Zombie, Drill, Otep, Spiderbait, Sprung Monkey, Mankind is Obsolete, Skindred, Bif Naked, Zeromancer, Rammstein, The Crystal Method, Taproot, Slipknot, Flyleaf, Alice In Chains, Shocknina, Massive Attack, Lucia Cifarelli, 10 Years, Peeping Tom, Hurt, Blood Spit Love, Arcane Addiction, Ill Nino, Shiny Toy Guns, SneakerPimps, The Used, Free Dominguez, Reveille, Sublime, Luxt, A Perfect Circle, Tool, The Left Rights, Pig, Bjork, Kittie, Placebo, Filter, Agent Provacateur, Tapping the Vein, The Deftones, Audiovent, Incubus, Art of Chaos, Gorillaz, Killswitch Engage, Stabbing Westward, Lennon Murphy, Coal Chamber, Static-X, Jack Off Jill...and...er...alot more that I'm way too lazy to list.

Movies:

Any movie with Simon Baker, Radha Mitchell, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Micheal Wincott, Milla Jovovich and Asia Argento.

Television:

Adult Swim seems to be my mindless entertainment of choice...but I also dig The Simpsons, Invader Zim, Nip/Tuck, Trigger Happy TV, MadTV, NCIS, Scrubs and anything that comes on G4.

Heroes:

James Bond

My Blog

The sun...

I'll go ahead and admit it. I do not like the sun. You might even say that I absolutely fucking hate it. Believe me, it shows too. Nobody is going to mistake me for a surfer dude or beach bunny anytim...
Posted by ♣Bradley♣ on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:32:00 PST

The consequence of something to be...

Lately, I feel as though I've been walking around on eggshells with everyone in my life that I care about. It's like I'm always just bordering the line between being a really sweet, sincere guy.....
Posted by ♣Bradley♣ on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:21:00 PST

So far off base...

I don't know how to recap all the series of crazy and unfortunate events that have happened in the past few weeks. It's just one thing after the other in rapid succesion...it's a wonder I haven't been...
Posted by ♣Bradley♣ on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:54:00 PST

Can't [please] everyone...

It was no more than a couple of nights ago, that my friend Morgan and I, decided to play dead on highway 17. I guess you could assume we got bored on our long, perilous journey to the new Wal-Mar...
Posted by ♣Bradley♣ on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:12:00 PST

'Stupid little fucking shit!'

Well, it's been almost three months on my own now...and I'm not dead yet. Mark that down as an accomplishment. Well, except for the fact that I did almost get killed by a biker the othe...
Posted by ♣Bradley♣ on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST

I don't mind...

Chyeah...so the other day at work some little brat decided to cough all over me, and now I have a really nasty cold. For two days solid now I've been hacking, coughing, sniffling, horking, all wi...
Posted by ♣Bradley♣ on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST

There's no place like home...

Just in case the news was new to anyone. I moved out of my place about a week ago, and my new crash doesn't have a computer. So don't expect me to be on here round the clock like I used to. So if you ...
Posted by ♣Bradley♣ on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:15:00 PST

Clipped wings...

Since my most trusted of accomplices, Pez, got her license today...I bribed her into driving us to the mall with promises of stogies and banana flavored buttsex. Where-in I decided to buy some bo...
Posted by ♣Bradley♣ on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:27:00 PST

So clever, whatever...

So...long time, no update...huh? Yeah, I know...sorry about that...but work tends to make me really lazy in certain respects. Speaking of which, that is going splendidly...except for the fact that it'...
Posted by ♣Bradley♣ on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:36:00 PST

You Suck!

Sheesh! It never fucking fails...does it? One day, you think you've got life by the big brass ones...and the next, life decides to bitch slap you, flip you over, dry fuck you, nut in your eye, donkey ...
Posted by ♣Bradley♣ on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST