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About Me

I can tell you everything about the inside of a cell but I get a kick out of things that jingle or move around a lot. I may very well be half retarded. But I have some cool ideas that a few people seem to like.

My Interests

Frisbee. Building all kinds of crazy crap. Guitar.

I'd like to meet:

People with good stories or at least ones that end with explosions or chases.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Black Crowes, The Beatles, Seven Mary Three, A perfect Circle, Cake, Cream, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Movies:

Snatch, The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Raising Arizona, The Darjeeling Limited, Superbad.

Television:

The Daily Show, The Simpsons, South Park.

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces, Hell's Angels, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time. One time a drunken stranger threw a book at me.

Heroes:

You... 'cause I'm creepy like that. Most of the real heroes are nameless anyway.

My Blog

Part 4: Infinite Plastic Reindeer

Once a friend was telling me about how the business to which she was shackled at the time was clearing out their winter inventory. For an entire day she had done nothing but smash, cut, break, burn, r...
Posted by long creepy hug on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 06:46:00 PST

Part 3: No Worries

As a species we have come a long way. No longer do we wake in the morning tense with the knowledge that by the end of the day there is a rather high chance that some asshole lion or crocodile might sp...
Posted by long creepy hug on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:28:00 PST

Part 2: Poking Stuff

Since the dawn of our species humans have been solving problems with sharp, pointed objects. Everything from hunting to assault and battery to scientific investigation can be done with little more tha...
Posted by long creepy hug on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST

Evaluation of Life in General. Part 1: Clinging to it.

Aging is a bizzare process and is, to a certain extent, unnatural. In the wild, a human past thirty would be an oddity yet today we regularly live upwards of eighty with a select few of us juking deat...
Posted by long creepy hug on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:26:00 PST

Alan asked me to

"I've got a peaceful, easy feeling."-The Eagles I hate The Eagles. But even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in a while. Sure it's probably covered in pig shit but in my opinion that only adds to...
Posted by long creepy hug on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:58:00 PST

A Dizzying Array of Faceless Cogs.

The main offense of the media today is the mirror image of what Edward R. Murrow faced in the fifties. An exact yet opposite replica. The one glaring difference is that the complacency inducing paddin...
Posted by long creepy hug on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:30:00 PST

Divine Theatrics

I recently came to the realization that the only people who ever tell me to put my hands in the air are cops, armed robbers and Jesus. And while there are several other characteristics that often blur...
Posted by long creepy hug on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:18:00 PST

Releasing pestulence upon the rich. Reliving Genesis.

I am currently toying with the notion of near-shore warfare with Figure Eight Island. For all of you who don't know, Figure Eight is a horrid little sand-bar just north of Wrightsville Beach. The only...
Posted by long creepy hug on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 04:59:00 PST

Bike Week: Nut-job locals and the silent chaos below.

Bike Week, Myrtle Beach 2006. A grand and demented festival celebrating the day that mankind finally made centripetal force our bitch. And I was right there in the middle of it. Illegally parked, mind...
Posted by long creepy hug on Tue, 23 May 2006 01:52:00 PST

"And I swear that I don't have a gun."

I am having to call shenanigans on the whole human race at this point. It has just gotten far too ridiculous. I don't have cable and therefore rarely watch TV. And the occassions in which I do are sim...
Posted by long creepy hug on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:12:00 PST