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Retired Fluffer Without a Dental Plan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I have a wacky, sick and twisted sense of humor. I never say the right thing. You can't expect me to be anything other then who I am...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Laughter

I'd like to meet:

Everyone! You never know who you will miss if you put limitations on it.

Music:

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My Blog

Wedding Ring Dilemma

  Divorce! Glorious Divorce! Some cry about it , some rejoice. Some never get over it, others well they were over long before the process started. So it's done. It's over&and you've gone down th...
Posted by Retired Fluffer Without a Dental Plan on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:35:00 PST

Heres How I Feel!

I currently have that not fresh feeling. Where is my mother when I need her? More then likely walking along the waters edge with a perfectly good stranger discussing femine hygein products while I sit...
Posted by Retired Fluffer Without a Dental Plan on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 06:04:00 PST

VAGINNNNNAAAAAAAA

What the hell is wrong with men? I am sure this statement applies to women as well but do we email, instead message, call, swim through a mote with alligators, scale walls or any other outrageous act ...
Posted by Retired Fluffer Without a Dental Plan on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:36:00 PST

Home...not touching myself so I thought I would write.

I have so many useless thoughts in my head. That's why the Martians don't abduct me. Should I capitalize Martians. is that a proper name? Another year has gone by and I am still single I often lay a...
Posted by Retired Fluffer Without a Dental Plan on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 09:10:00 PST

What the fuck is my problem?

Why is it I only want to fucking type when I have been drinking and I have no clear thoughts in my fucking head.
Posted by Retired Fluffer Without a Dental Plan on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 12:30:00 PST

Someone turn the voices off in my headddddd

I can't shut the comic off ...   Drunk and i'm feeling down. why don't you just go home.....I love papa roach. I had more to say but I think I will go touch myself instead.   -Night...
Posted by Retired Fluffer Without a Dental Plan on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 01:42:00 PST