Tricia FHM High Street Honey Top 10!!!

from a very early age i was destined to rome the north east of england with a very old fashioned name BETTY but then changed by depole to something much more modern and trendy PAT( i think me mother must have been pregnant for 30 years) eventually i popped out and after a long while began my schooling... Heaton was full so i went to Denton after several applications to Oxford and several refusals i then went to the huge learning seat and possibly widest aclaimed, interlectual turnerouterry of stockton polly i believe Albert Einstien went, along with the wright brothers (or so me mam told us) where i then discovered my father, the great inventor of gaffa tape (so he told me) shame he didnt stick around!! you may be wondering where the vast fortunes gained from such a monumentus ground breaking invention went, i can tell you now my friends.....i need only say two words CURLY WURLY'S that delicious caramel and chocolate mixture all wrapped in that plastic. now all grown up i found my funny face, silly name, long legs, bubble but, goggle eyes, suction pad lips to not break to many cameras. although my bf blames me for braking most of his lol