short film: Alexandra |
This short just got accepted into the 2007 Seattle International Film Festival!Alexandra
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Posted by Aleyroo on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:56:00 PST |
Wedding Crashers |
the best lines (note: the theatrical version is better than the "uncorked" version):
Jeremy Grey: It feels so good when he jokes.
Jeremy Grey: Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft ma...
Posted by Aleyroo on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 12:59:00 PST |
Ronnie Dobbs - best lyrics ever; best song ever |
I thought that my home was a castle.
No one scrutinizing me.
No pigs, no lying bitch, no hassle.
Y'all are brutalisin me.
Can't a man not drink his beer in silence?
Can't a man not crudely lie...
Posted by Aleyroo on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 01:07:00 PST |
Maybe Rob did it |
This is a conversation between my sister and her 4-year-old son yesterday:
Finny: "Mommy, who invented peanut butter?"
Mommy: "I'm not sure."
Finny (after thinking it over): "Maybe Rob did it...
Posted by Aleyroo on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:41:00 PST |
Dreams into action |
Are you ready for this? From Webster's 1904 dictionary:
DREAM: To deceive, to delude. Ghost, apparition. Deceptive illusion. Living in dreams without the ability to move. Castle in the air.
Watc...
Posted by Aleyroo on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 10:01:00 PST |
Talk like a real techie in just half a minute! |
This has been a very integral part of my rise to the top of the high-tech business world.
Enjoy. And remember, practice makes perfect:
Web Economy Bullshit Generator...
Posted by Aleyroo on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:54:00 PST |
learn next to nothing about me in just 6 hours! |
1} Last thing you burned while attempting to cook?
burned my pot steaming an artichoke. Ran out of water.
2} Describe yourself in three words:
poopoo sunshine rad
4} Favorite place to blow $50...
Posted by Aleyroo on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:18:00 PST |
