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Zappa's Damn Cool

You are what you is.

About Me

In The Beginning:1976. Starchild first appeared. He is a divine alien being, who came to earth from a spaceship (The Mother Connection) to bring holy Funk (with a capital F) to humanity. As turns out, Starchild secretly worked for Dr. Funkenstein, the intergalactic master of outer space Funk, who is capable of fixing all of man's ills, because the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill and he's the big pill. Starchild's nemesis, Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk attempts to end the Funk because he is too cool to dance. His goal is to place the minds of all humanity into a state called the Zone of Zero Funkativity. Starchild, on the other hand, uses his Bop Gun to achieve Funkentelechy for all humanity. With the Funk powers of the Bop Gun (Shine the light on them suckas!!!), Starchild causes Sir Nose to reach Funkentelechy, and find his Funky soul. He then dances away the night. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Guitar, reading, writing, music. Art. Bootsy.

I'd like to meet:

Chris Morris

Music:

Frank Zappa, Bumblefoot, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, The Doors, Thelma Houston, Daft Punk, Led Zeppelin, Neutral Milk Hotel (this is your fault), Beethoven, Miles Davis, Freak Kitchen, Bob Dylan, Iron maiden, Bowie, Symphony X, Jimi Hendrix, Joni Mitchell, Tool, Joan Baez, The Beatles, Beck, PJ Harvey, Radiohead, Pussface, Queen, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Secret Machines, Tubeway Army, Snoop, ELO, Gary Numan, Disco bass lines (the good part of disco), The Who, James Brown, Bob Dylan, Chuck Berry, Primus. I like all kinds of stuff.*But Dylan is the man.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange. Lost In Translation.Design. Sleepers. Pulp Fiction. Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2. Reservoir Dogs. Any Mel Brooks. Star Wars. Lord of the Rings. All Quiet on the Western Front. 2001: A Space Odyssey. The Warriors. Many horror films. The Thing. Enter The Dragon. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. The Royal Tenenbaums.

Television:

Arrested Development. Stella. Seinfeld. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Metalocalypse. Tom Goes to the Mayor.

Books:

At the moment, reading Crime and Punishment by Dostoyevsky and The Stranger by Camus. Reading is my greatest comfort. These are a few that I can think of right now. I, Claudius; Claudius the God and His Wife Messalina, Bob Dylan: Chronicles Vol. 1, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Hobbit, Jane Eyre, The Chronicles of Narnia, Animal Farm, Beowulf, The Illustrated Man, Brave New World, Stranger In A Strange Land, The House of Mirth, The Iliad and the Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Wuthering Heights, Anthem, On The Road, Orpheus Emerged, The Screwtape Letters, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Man In The Iron Mask, Frankenstein, like alot of Lovecraft, Jack London, Shakespeare, Bradbury, Edgar Allan Poe. V for Vendetta. The Watchmen. I like reading short stories because there's no commitment, and I like reading novels because there is.

Heroes:

Ron Thal, Benjamin Franklin, Frank Zappa, Salvador Dali.

My Blog

Kung Fu

Is the shit.
Posted by Zappa's Damn Cool on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:45:00 PST

Metalocalypse

I love this show. Thank you Adult Swim, thank you so much.
Posted by Zappa's Damn Cool on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:36:00 PST

My Dick

It's the only profile song for me. I found it by chance, but I'm so very glad that I did.My Dick, is sick and dangerousYo' Dick, quick and painless.DS are the best in the business, P.S. We got dicks l...
Posted by Zappa's Damn Cool on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:00:00 PST

Frodo lives!

It's true.
Posted by Zappa's Damn Cool on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST