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Linda Lamb

withinyou_withoutyou

About Me

I'm Lindsey and I'm rotten like a crack whore.

Why waltz?
1. Because jogging is bad for the knees.
2. Because it's a dance which allows you to talk to your partner.
3. It encourages posture.
4. It freaks out the squares.
5. It confuses police when they arrive to break up the punk rock show.
6. It is a gateway dance to syncopation!
7. Holding hands battles anxiety.
8. It is how lovers dance in dreams.
9. Because you have a heart.
10. And I would like to dance with you!

My Interests

Getting high with dinosaurs, music, shows, cults, dancing, cous cous, photography, reading.

I'd like to meet:

Anacharsis Clootz.

Music:



Movies:

The Dreamers, Titanic, Across the Universe, M, Amelie, Ed Wood, Anything Jean-Luc Godard.

Television:

Whitest Kids U' Know, Charmed, CSI, Best Week Ever, Family Guy, The History Channel.

Books:

Anything Charles Bukowski, Harry Potter, The Threepenny Opera, Lolita.

Heroes:

Jack Terricloth, The Whitest Kids U'Know, Jean-Luc Godard, Betty White.

My Blog

All is hardcore when made with love.

A car didn't stop for me to cross the street and then someone was walking really slow in the train station so I wrote this list. It's a list of things that piss me the fuck off. (I'm self centered (?)...
Posted by Linda Lamb on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:00:00 PST

I AM

a Williamsburg vacation. Ahahahahhahahah. =)
Posted by Linda Lamb on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:53:00 PST

Me v. Angry Mob

Running down the street, Scott looked back at me and said "This is another bizarre and thankless situation you've gotten us in." "Oh, like you've never been in a fight before, like you've ne...
Posted by Linda Lamb on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:54:00 PST

OLD FRIENDS.

Screw you. I don't need you and I'm quite content. It doesn't even matter. Fun's over. Farewell. Good bye. Au Revior. AdiĆ³s. Arrivederci. Tot ziens. Basically. Peace homie. I could give a shit less. ...
Posted by Linda Lamb on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:10:00 PST

SHOES - HELP ME PICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which one rocks the most?? I bought brown lop top converses the other day, so I'm iffy about these brown ones. But I need help deciding. So people help me!! ...
Posted by Linda Lamb on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:12:00 PST

New outlook & screw scumbags.

Drama queens, shit talkers, and scumbags beware. I don't give a shit about you. Talk all the shit you want, cause all the drama you want, fuck me in the ass all you want. I don't care. It's all dead t...
Posted by Linda Lamb on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:31:00 PST

Grubby little eyes.

I feel like grabbing someone, anyone, by their hair and ripping their grubby little eyes out.Odd? Maybe.
Posted by Linda Lamb on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:16:00 PST

BUUU BUTTTT BUTTERRRRR....[?]

BUTTERFLIES.I saw fetus' yesterday, it was quite odd.But the butterflies don't really have much to do with that.The butterflies are nice, though, real nice.As absolutely hopeless as these butterflies ...
Posted by Linda Lamb on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 01:04:00 PST

I don't get it...

(I wrote this in my LJ too...)How can things so terrible happen? Hearing of others misfortune and hatred and totally depravity makes me cry.And that's why I'm doing right now.Crying.Crying for our fuc...
Posted by Linda Lamb on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:06:00 PST

Rap. degrading? MY GOSH! NO!

WOW. OMFG.I just found the 'Lifestyle' section of todays SI Advance.The front page of that is about 'hip-hob and urban' aka popular music.The world has has a revaltion.THEY REALIZED THAT ALMOST ALL OF...
Posted by Linda Lamb on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 01:07:00 PST