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i eat eskimos

Bang me like the girls in Hong Kong.

About Me



music, portraits, adventures.
I'm a photo-grapher,
I want to change the world,
and I stay away from those I admire most.
flickr.com/photos/notjust_airtime

My Interests

Aquariums, Jameson, Planet Earth, Rough Intercourse, WWII.

I'd like to meet:

Curious people with dangerous ideas.
..but really, a good looking drinking buddy.

3) Find CompanionshipFind a girl. Yes. Find a girl. One more time. Find a girl. It's not as hard as you may think. Let me rephrase that. Get a girl. If you look for one, you'll never find one. I think someone intelligent said that. You'll accidentally stumble into her, somehow. As long as you don't suck that much, it is inevitable. You may be introduced, or you might wind up in the same jail cell. Hold on to her. She will be your crutch in this cruel and disgusting world. Together the planet will be your toilet paper. You won't need anyone else, as now you're doing more than winning in your mind. You're winning in her mind, and that's so much more reassuring. Have violent angry sex, or whatever makes both of you happy. You will be happy. You'll cut your penis off if she asks you to. But you will not care. And then when you need her most, she'll disappear. After the physical aspect is taken for granted, you will realize that your relationship is shit. It has no damn substance. Just two lost children in a big confusing world, grabbing at anything in the dark. Now its time to do lots of acid and die.

I'm a big jerk. If I don't say hello to you (which will most likely happen) its because I don't like you or I admire you in some way that I'm too shy/nervous to say a damn thing. I'm not going to offer anyone anything, unless you do it first.

Music:

Andrea Bocelli, Bad Brains, Bright Eyes, Cap'n Jazz, Circa Survive, Daft Punk, The Degenerics, Fugazi, Johnny Cash, Leftover Crack, Man Man, Monty Love, Public Enemy, Refused, Scarlet Letter, Vivaldi, The World/Inferno Friendship Society.

Movies:

300, American Beauty, American History X, City of God, The Departed, Hot Fuzz, Jackass 2, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Life Aquatic, The Red Violin, The Shining, Thank You For Smoking, Waking Life, Whale Rider.

Television:

tons of aquatic/nature/historic documentaries you probably don't watch.

Books:

Bukowski.

Heroes:

They must see the world as a world of endless possibility and demand more of life than is given to them. Their future will be hard, but they have the spirit of camaraderie and poetry.

My Blog

!!!! : need a photo-grapher? some OLD collected work.

Notice! This blog was created about two years ago. I moved onto to better, stronger photos in my documentary projects. I still shoot at shows but it is all for fun. Please feel free to message me if y...
Posted by i eat eskimos on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 08:31:00 PST

!!!!! : AFI nyc 6/22 Pictures

AFI i find it so amazing that he was able to walk right on top of the crowd and not fall.      ...
Posted by i eat eskimos on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 06:39:00 PST