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Lord Uniscorn

All Creation Has a Promise of Heaven... and Still You Travel the Road to Hell.

About Me



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just a lowly, starving artist who works full time managing a Gamestop in chesterfield. it's a fun job, when i'm not getting spit in the face over a PS3. :Pother than work, you can usually find me at one of the bars on manchester. my posse and i love to go and perch.... then proceed to heckle everyone. the people who aren't scared of us and actually say hi always wind up being really fun. you should join us sometime. in any case, if you wanna be my friend, don't hesitate to hit me up. if you're already my friend, well, hooray for you. you get a fucking cookie. :PPLUR baby.

My Interests

"The desire to destroy another, the want to annihilate and massacre. That is hate. The source of power! One attains this desire through the first instance of destroying another. A sublimation. That sublimation rekindles your hidden power! Clutching on to your reasoning, holding back your hatred, your desires. Unleashing your true power is but only a dream within a dream for you..."~Grahf from Xenogears

I'd like to meet:

people who don't suck.

Music:

yasunori mitsuda, motoi sakuraba, apoptygma berzerk, vnv nation, the azoic, uriah heep, pink floyd, afi, fade to bluegrass, alan parsons project, kate bush, dead or alive, nightwish, magenta, the smiths *haha*, lacuna coil, fairlight children, the faint, bruderschaft.... etc.

Movies:

sleeping beauty, halloween, mp and the holy grail, star wars, indiana jones (go black trenchcoat guy!), not really a movie guy anymore lol

Television:

alias, top chef (i hope dale fucking kicks ass, even though he's getting an early-exit edit.), xena, unsolved mysteries, gargoyles, exosquad, reboot, buffy, he-man, she-ra, g.i.joe, etc.

Books:

valley of the dolls, bridge to terabithia, anything on ancient egypt/rome/greece, fan fiction

Heroes:

stephan groth, cobra commander, yasunori mitsuda, motoi sakuraba, masato kato, nobuo uematsu, yoshitaka amano, hideo kojima, the marquis de sade, annie lennox, pete burns, the list could go on.

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

incidentally, i don't know who half of these people are..... but i'm happy about holly hunter! ...
Posted by Lord Uniscorn on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:31:00 PST

BEST weekend of my life, no exaggerations.

as i sit here with a little bit of alcohol and a little bit of something else in my system, i'm finally having some truly cohesive thoughts on the events of this past weekend, and i really feel like s...
Posted by Lord Uniscorn on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:09:00 PST

kidnappings and fiction writing.

well, as i sit in my house (which has been turned into an icy tomb) i feel kinda strange about the two kids that were found today. the fact that they found the recently kidnapped kid is strange enough...
Posted by Lord Uniscorn on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST

final fantasy XII review..... *spoilers!*

hey everyone, i'm back on myspace for the second time tonight, because i simply couldn't wait to post my review of final fantasy XII. it's a long one, so bear with me. i'm going to break this up into ...
Posted by Lord Uniscorn on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

okay, blog number two for the day....

i was talking to an old friend of mine just now, and it reminded me of some things. this is going to hideously dork me out, but i used to sorta role play with legos. i had a whole spare bedroom dedica...
Posted by Lord Uniscorn on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:27:00 PST

this is the best shit ever. soooo true.

Halloween Horoscope for AquariusHalloween is your chance to bring your favorite futuristic world to life.In fact, people are often asking "What exactly *are* you?"Costume suggestions: Anyone from Star...
Posted by Lord Uniscorn on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

haha.

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/colomb.gif">>You're Colombia!You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy.  You keep ...
Posted by Lord Uniscorn on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:57:00 PST

hoo-fucking-ray!

well, kids, guess what. your boy steve might be in the world of the working again. and he couldn't be happier. but why am i so happy? because i had an interview for shift manager at the local gamestop...
Posted by Lord Uniscorn on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:15:00 PST

good fucking god

apparently the pentagon has listed homosexuality as a mental disorder. great. that's all well and good.... when do i get my pills? if the government wants to list homosexuality as a mental disorder, t...
Posted by Lord Uniscorn on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:36:00 PST

the world is elektronik..... supersonik.

Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.We have arrived unto the future And the whole world is become... elektronik supersonik supersonik elektronik Hey baby, ride with me away, We doesnt have much time, m...
Posted by Lord Uniscorn on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 11:30:00 PST