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About Me

"I came back from the dead just to see HappyAss play at the Dukum Upp in Kirksville. Fug, man, kosmic-punk electric kazoo goddesses! Devon Mills has the lead singer strut down like Iggy Pop on estrogen. Someone spank these girls and turn them loose on the world. Hallelujah! I am resurrected!"

--Zombie Lester Bangs

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/2/2005
Band Website: kirksvillerocks.com/musicians/23/
Band Members: Devon
Position: Vocals, Electric Kazoo, Cowbell
Totem Animal: Hedgehog
Essential Ingredients: Salt
Philosophy of Rock: Noonganee!

Eric
Position: Drums
Totem Animal: Turkey
Essential Ingredients: Bourbon
Philosophy of Rock: Faster and Louder

Sparky
Position: Bass
Totem Animal: Hello Kitty
Essential Ingredients: Lemons, Dandelions, the Dewey Decimal System
Philosophy of Rock: It's a Zen thang.

Robin
Position: Guitar
Totem Animal: Worm
Essential Ingredients: Popsicles, dead pets, D chords, and wolves
Philosophy of Rock: Combine the essense of sunshine with yesterday's screamed corn. The result is a pure pop hammer that beats rhythms on your pretty pink brain.
Influences: The Stooges, Television, hamsters, ST37, Meat Puppets, Bikini Kill, X, Ramones, Styx, whiskeycokes, Ween, Pavement, Kate Bush, Elizabeth Vargas
Sounds Like: Venus in the death-grip of love.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

HappyAss is no longer a band.

Hello-- it's true that HappyAss is no longer a band that plays live together. Not even in the living room! We broke up. However, we continue to play in our imaginations--and yours too, we hope. But w...
Posted by HappyAss on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:09:00 PST

Spatula Power to the Max

Crossed spatulas symbolize ROCK to the power of 11. More deadly than the bored skull and crossbones. More satanic than pitchforks. And also good for flipping flapjacks. And not only that, th...
Posted by HappyAss on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:54:00 PST

existential

Does anybody ever wonder: why bother?
Posted by HappyAss on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:05:00 PST

Naked Cheerleaders

HappyAss hasn't posted a blog in 6 months. The truth is we were ice-skating on Venus. No, that's a lie. We were participating in a 6-month orgy. Yeah, that's it. But that got boring after 4 month...
Posted by HappyAss on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:48:00 PST

THUMB

Robin's thumb is out of the cast and back in action! The digit is healing, but still tender and purple. More importantly, it appears the injury has given her a heretofore unattainable guita...
Posted by HappyAss on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:09:00 PST

April shows canceled!

During a daring alley fight defending the honor of Devon (against ruffians from Detroit wielding bottles of Robitussin stuffed with razor blades and buttons), Robin severed a tendon in her left t...
Posted by HappyAss on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:15:00 PST

one of my favorite things

is getting in the middle of a sweaty mosh pit and rubbing up against total strangers. You get to touch them in private places and it's all an accident because you're all squished together and really w...
Posted by HappyAss on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:50:00 PST

Boys

Haters and players. I'm sick of them. Boys, Boys, Boys. There are too many of them! Let's form a girls-only commune. We'll eat peaches and play pretty guitars.
Posted by HappyAss on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:29:00 PST

plans for the future

Thx to Hannah for setting this up, and i'm finally getting off my (happy)ass to use it, now that it's xmas break and all. In 2006, HappyAss plans to become legendary country music recording ...
Posted by HappyAss on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 05:52:00 PST