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About Me

i'm rather eccentric, but in a good way. the kind that makes you smile and laugh out loud. i love to take pictures (the more outlandish the better), draw, read, go danc'n (perferably while drinking) and go on random acts of craziness. i'm creative and artistic, always look'n for outlets. i'm not a hipster and i'm not punkrock. what am i? oh and can anyone tell me what the hell 'suburban' is supposed to be? who the hell's got time for sterotypes? altho sometimes i about shit myself at how hardcore some people fit them. if you want to know more just ask. If you realy want to see all the crazy shit i come up with just check me out over at tribe.net (angry red face:a new hope) thats where i realy shine, right there! (not that i 'shine' so much as radiate my inner funkatude...um...word!) theres a fine line between insanity and genius, i hope to walk it well. no ones ever called me boring. care to join me? why do today what you can put off untill tomorrow? i guess you could say i'm a super procrastinator. i'll just do this later. This also pretty much sums me up
Your own Evil Penguin
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Name of Evil Penguin Bob
Colour of Evil Penguin Pink
Level of insanity beyond insanity
Food of your evil penguin Fish
Age of evil penguin 21
Fears of Evil Penguin Birds
This quiz by Miss_Elf - Taken 952 Times. New! Get Free Horoscopes from Kwiz.Bizapparently this is how i'm going to die: After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who remembers me or thinks that anything i've writen is funny, interesting, or down right genius. (especaily those people) oh yah....and anyone who can tell me how to get to sesame street (those well kept secret hidden bitches!)oh oh!!.......And also someone who can tell me why anyone would willingly take a perscription drug that can induce uncontrollable anal leakage and an inability to maintain bodily functions (i think i might just stick with whatever it is that i had. i think it's a safe bet that you probably have bigger problems to deal with when that sounds like a positive alternitive)......(example)......'thanks *insert hyped life altering perscription drug* now i can stop being worried about *insert favorite dabilatating aliment/mental deficiency* and get back to live'n life to the fullest!' *insert redickless outdoorsie type activity that has totaly nothing to do with anything*......(end advertisement)......i can't think of anything that describes total mental and physical wellbeing like spending quality time with someone with a total inability to control there holes. Just say'n is all. And probably these guys. they look like they know how to party.GAMES I AM CURRENTLY PLAYING:

My Blog

i fucking hate myspace blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck myspace! i went to post my last blog and when i went to 'review' it i noticed that it had little dots seperating all the words. so i was all 'wtf is this shit!?' and procedeed to try and correct ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:12:00 GMT

Sex Survey-ish

ok i'm just gonna post this because i never blog. besides. maybe it will make someone want to 'do' me!also...i have no fucking clue WHY there are little dots seperating all the answers. i have tried t...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:08:00 GMT

what nerdy dreams may come....

so it's no shock to anyone that i am very nerdy. i love video games and love to read comics. so i have been sick the last couple of days and you know when your sick and you try to sleep and you have t...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:12:00 GMT

Tooting my own horn....

so my manager comes up to me yesterday with balloons and a giftcard and makes me ring a bell and i am in utter confusion when i finaly decide to ask whats going on and she tells me i have recived a be...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 16:57:00 GMT

Why does utter deliousness have to exsist!?

oh my god......all i know is that kettle brand krinkle cut chips (salt & fresh ground pepper) flavor should be fucking outlawed!!! The only way you should be able to purches them is in dark seedy ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:26:00 GMT

A dream i had lastnight....

ok this is a dream i had about a friend lastnight and for some reason was VERY vivid to me. and i never post any blog thingies so i thought i would. this is the message i sent her..... ok so i ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:23:00 GMT

Deleted my ASS!!

so i go's onto my profile today and thne i notice that my apoptygam song isn't playing so i look down and it say's 'deleted by artist'. what the fucking shit is that!?? now i guess i have to go and fi...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 17:18:00 GMT

drunk'n chicken madness

ok so i was looking over something i wrote on angry red face a while back and couldn't belive how fucking drunk i was! god damn i need to get that drunk again....it's been awhile. the post is referin...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 15:16:00 GMT

someone need to pay!

OH MY FUCKING GOD! so i went to get my 20/20 baby! MAD DOG! and they raised the price like 50cents! can you fucking belive that shit!? how are all of us bling blingers suposed to suport our bling life...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 13:44:00 GMT

subcribe???

ok so i have just been informed that i don't blog enough, whatever that means. but the thing i found weird is that if you look at the blog postie thing it says 'subscribe'. what the heck is that all a...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 01:37:00 GMT