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Xylotwins

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My Interests

Percussion, Xylophones, Twins, Walks in the park, Mallots, Siamese, Anything hyper-kool. Huhn (chicken - prepared all ways), Bio farmers, laser beams, jogging, pistachios, rainbows, unicorns, sausage-making, chicken hawks, spicy german mustard - course grain, windsurfing, in-line skating, superstars, botany, knitting, being cantankerous, doing lunges, sipping hot chocolate - mit schlagobers without gettting it on our mustaches, making pizzas with my bro, pizza tossing, high kicks!, being zen, wind blowing thru our mustaches whilst driving on the Autobahn, dancing, blowing glass figurines, Urban planning, village dancing, perfecting the "oily elbow" and "Mallots a-go-go" dances, watching contortionist yoga, muscle flexing, rapping, wrapping gifts with care.

I'd like to meet:

Alien Space cruisers, Intergalactic warriors, Twins, Twins of Twins, Twin-like people, people who like twins, friends of twins, twin-cruisers, chicken lovers, Nelson, The Olsen Twins, The Minnesota Twins, The Brothers Gibb (Bee Gees), Remus and Romulus

Music:

Anything with percussion, namely xylophones. Electro, Pop, Synth, Techno, Hyper-Techno

Movies:

Twins (the one with Arnold and the short one)

Television:

Twin Peaks, Sister Sister, Full House

Heroes:

Mein Bruder

My Blog

Really Rockin It

Allo! The Zylotwins are particularly feeling SuperAffenTittenGeil! about many of our new projects coming into fruition in this year of 2008. We are really rocking it hard in our brand new studio this ...
Posted by Xylotwins on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:36:00 PST

Zygote Separation

Hey One and All, The twins are separating like a zygote in ze womb. Don't be sad it is only temporary - don't be foolish we would never split (except for these next two weeks)!!! Geirhardt will be who...
Posted by Xylotwins on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 06:53:00 PST

Holiday Greetz

Allo!!! Merry Xylo-mas everyone! Keep it real for ze holidays! Check out our new holiday scent "Schwitz Spritz" coming soon! Greetz, Klaus & Geirhardt Schwitz aka Xylo-twins!...
Posted by Xylotwins on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:30:00 PST

Nein song

Checkity Check out our zuper kool German Expressionist film: "Nein" zis is one we dug up from the early '90s. We will be featuring it in our retrospectacular - retrospective docu-drama coming up. Join...
Posted by Xylotwins on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 05:51:00 PST