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J to tha I to tha M to tha A to tha N

HOW MANY? HOW MANY??.

About Me


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I curse a lot. I love fashion. I'm moderately 'Type A'. I also have an encyclopedia-like knowledge of certain prescription medications. Cliches: Sexy. Edgy. Confident. Assertive. Honest (or at least, I'd like to think I am all of the above)I have a fantastic laugh, so I've been told. And I'm always inserting pop culture reference into conversations. Every now and then, I would break into a song.I'm also known to nurse a long-standing and completely unrealistic fantasy of being wooed by and married to Lenny Kravitz. We would then adopt a daughter which we would name Maria. Maria will grow up to be a model and muse.Since that won't happen - I want the Thinking Man's Boyfriend - appropriate since I'm the Thinking Man's Sex Symbol. I would also love it if my thinking man could be that rugged rock and roll type. Amen.Also, I'm not ashamed to admit that I want to kick ass (international spies, ninja, or otherwise) like Catwoman (not the lame Halle Barry, but Michelle Pfeiffer and/or Julie Newmar).And did I mention that I love Lenny Kravitz?Lastly, my final thought: I'm a hot slice of beefcake.Guess this means I'm also conceited. ;-)Love me or die. Word.

My Interests

My MOTHER, FAMILY, FRIENDS, FUTURE LOVERS, FASHION, FASHION, FASHION, FASHION, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!!!!, Models, CAZWELL, My cassette collection, AMANDA LEPORE, Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Johnny Depp, Larry Clarke Films, CHLOE SEVIGNY, Photography, Michael Pitt, Jody Watley, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Christina Ricci, Multiply.com, Good Trips, GOOD FOOD, NEW YORK, People (currently obsessed with drag queens), TV, TV, TV, Flea Markets, IKEA, Vintage T-Shirts, Music, Music, Music, Moloko, Terry Richardson, Aiden Shaw, Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Philippe, Christina Aguilera, FISCHERSPOONER, THE RAPTURE, Motorsports, Food, Movies, Travel, Men, Sex, Sex, Sex, Hardcore Gay Porn, Dunhill Menthol Lights, LATE NIGHTS, Happy Pills, MAGAZINES, MADONNA FOREVER!!!!, Eva Herzigova, KIRSTY MCMENAMY, Eve Salvail, Carla Bruni, John Galliano, Zac Posen, Kim Jones, Comme Des Garcon, DSquared, Dries Van Noten, Bottega Venneta, Helmut Lang, KATE MOSS, ROCK & ROLL STYLE, The Strokes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, KAREN O, Wigs, Bicycles, Jeep Wrangler, Lauryn Hill, Hairstyles, Belts, Watches, Shoes, ACCESSORIES ACCESSORIES ACCESSORIES, Cooking and Travel Shows on TV, THE FACE (i miss you), I-D, Dazed & Confused, Details, Mens Non-No, GQ, Arena, Gnarls Barkley....ETC ETC ETC

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet wealthy men with heart conditions and no contestable heirs.Kiddin'. I prefer peeps with the following:Intellect. A sense of humor that veers between ironic and 'stupid'. A backbone. Common sense. A consistent willingness in avoiding judgmental or passive-aggressive behavior. Non-pretention. And eccentricity. (not necessarily in that order.)I also enjoy people who have vices and aren't afraid to admit it (slutty behavior, hard drinking, robbing banks, etc.). Criminal record optional. BRITNEY FANS (BOTH OUT AND CLOSETED) PLEASE STAY AWAY!NOTE : PLEASE BE ABLE TO ROCK YOUR ASS OUT WHEN WE HIT THE STREETS!!!!!(gay-related caveat: using the term 'straight-acting and appearing' to describe yourself and/or what you are looking for is an *absolute* and *complete* deal-BREAKER)Approach me with inanity - and suffer dire consequences. May I just mention one last thing, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE M.I.A. in action!!! I just fuckin' love her!Word.

Music:

I LOVE ALL KINDS OF MUSIC...CAN'T U FUCKIN' TELL????

Movies:

I've just watched Pans Labyrinth and it blew me away. Shawshank Redemption is an all time favourite.

Television:

I watch too much tv.

Books:

Buddha of Suburbia - Hanif Khuraishi

Heroes:

myself and my mother.

My Blog

my stupid blog

I'm seriously beginning to think that no one reads my blog...except me. It's not that it bothers me or anything, I mean, I really don't care. The only two blogs I read religiously everyday are Mr. Man...
Posted by J to tha I to tha M to tha A to tha N on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:12:00 PST

Of cats and astronauts

Early Monday morning, 8th October 2007, I woke up with a text message on my phone. It was from Aniza, or Kak Ja, a very very good friend of mine who's family has become sort of like my own. It reads, ...
Posted by J to tha I to tha M to tha A to tha N on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:08:00 PST

14th September 2007

Last Friday was my birthday. Thank you to all well wishers who have taken time out of their busy schedule to wish me a happy birthday. I turned 31 and unlike last year during my birthday, I managed no...
Posted by J to tha I to tha M to tha A to tha N on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:45:00 PST

i should

i should : get myself a gym membership learn to eat alone and enjoy it be daaaaaancing.....yeah! (i can't help it..i love the bee gees) focus on climbing up the ladder save up for London stop thinkin...
Posted by J to tha I to tha M to tha A to tha N on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:19:00 PST

i love fashion!

Once every month, on a Wednesday...yes, Wednesday, you could play dress up and come to Palate Palette for a night of fun with the coolest people you have ever met this side of the world. Ethan, ...
Posted by J to tha I to tha M to tha A to tha N on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:29:00 PST

downtown lights

damn this song sums it all up! DOWNTOWN LIGHTS - annie lennox Sometimes I walk awayWhen all I really wanna doIs love and hold you rightThere is just one thing I can sayNobody loves you this wayIt's al...
Posted by J to tha I to tha M to tha A to tha N on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:38:00 PST

HAND IN MY POCKET

Alanis once told the Rolling Stones magazine that this song is really about masturbation. But, nevertheless, to me, this is really a song about positivity. Knowing that all will be okay. It's been qui...
Posted by J to tha I to tha M to tha A to tha N on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:45:00 PST

The Simpsons!

check out my profile....hahahaha...i created myself as a Simpson and that's me cruising down the street oh so stylishly....I LIKE!
Posted by J to tha I to tha M to tha A to tha N on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:45:00 PST

i'd rather do quizzes...

WHAT'S YOUR BROTHERS NAME?> zulkifli yusof (stepbrother from a different father)WHAT WERE YOU DOING 10 MINUTES AGO?> googling Anya HindmarchIF YOU WERE A COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?> goldMTV, BET, OR VH...
Posted by J to tha I to tha M to tha A to tha N on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:29:00 PST

ALL IS FULL OF LOVE

Stolen from Andre who stole from AzizRULES:1. Put your music player on shuffle.2. For each question, press the nextbutton to get your answer.3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWNNO MATTER HOW SILLY IT...
Posted by J to tha I to tha M to tha A to tha N on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:55:00 PST