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Jet Storm

Hey aren't u those guys from the Klaptons?!

About Me

yo yo yo! basically i rock, and that's FACT. err ask anyone, but not people i know or who have met me. ask my mum instead. she fucking ROCKS too, but doesn't know i swear or get with girls or sing songs about getting with girls, so she probably wouldn't think i rocked either if she found out.Check out www.trash-fashion.com or www.myspace.com/trashfashion or www.myspace.com/remakeremodel and you'll see what i do all day.Other than that i dance late at night in clubs, much like this dynamic young gentleman:.. ..and also teach fucking sproddy kids how to to integration by parts and trig identities, cos believe it or not i've got a 1st from Oxford in Engineering Science, (I've just pulled my head out of my arse, but i left my finger up there cos i feels good. no wait, it's not MY finger..), and also people don't seem to like paying me lots of money to get naked on a stage and grab my cock.err also my bro and i fucking love mans' speak: "Mans Do. Pon Mans sees, mans finks and mans knows about fings an dem innit. Standard Yo. Spek bless an nuff tuch." who couldn't fall for such beauty?and speaking of beauty, if you wanna see my arse, watch this video yo!: .. .. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Music, Neighbours, Sniff the Dog, Smiley Faces that smoke and shit: .. .. MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

anyone on this page, including myself.And i only want people i know or fancy on this page, so any bands etc, please hit me huan time pon de Trash Fashion page innit!!

Music:

i can't be fucked to write a list but DiscoPopElectroMetalRaveRock about sums it up, and i have to admit my favourite band is still Iron fucking Maiden!!! Scream for me Helsinki!!!!!!Argue with this, i fucking dare you: .. .. MyGen Profile Generator

Movies:

Home ones.. .. MyGen Profile Generator

Television:

No sarcasm here: NEIGHBOURS NEIGHBOURS NEIGHBOURS NEIGHBOURS NEIGHBOURS, and Simpsons, [cough] Grand Prix and shows about buying houses for some strange reason that i don't really understand. and let's give it up for muthafucking family guy too. fucking bing bing a ling!!and check dis aht: it's the funniest damn thing i ever did see!! .. .. MyGen Profile Generator

Books:

Last book i read was The Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace by Bruce Dickinson from err Iron Maiden, (and it's signed by him [slobber]), which is proper dodgy, and before that 1984. then there's a gap of about 10 years to the Chronicles of Narnia. that's about it, Apart from Maths/Physics text books. Now they're amazing. you just never know how they're gonna end: X=5, X=6? mindblowing. MyGen Profile Generator

Heroes:

Iron Maiden, Karl Kennedy, Homer, Stewie and Brian, Mom and Daddy, Pawput, Missa Seizing. MyGen Profile Generator