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About Me

nataliedee.com Basically Im awesome. Whats not to love? I ask myself that everyday and come back with one answer, nothing! Im a college student at the bitchinest college this side of the atlantic, CASE!!!!! And by bitchinest I mean most full of bearuocratic bullshit that I get sick. I have, literally, the best girlfriend in all of recorded history, Jackie. Right now Im majoring in anthropology and history. This is a lovely duo because I get to learn theories which are so abstract that no current word in the English language can hope to contain the concepts signified in them so words are made up. Its so awesome. Academic learning is so much inspiring but its also BS. I am also a chronic library abuser, I take out far more books than I will ever read and proceed to read the first chapter of each and return them a month later. I also take pride in almost never buying books for classes. I am that sweet. I love to break into songs from either Seasame Street or The Wiggles. Ironically I dont like fruit salad. I find I have a disgust of most modern vanity, especially the dominant role of corporations in defining fashion and acceptable behaivor. I also have a sever disgust with all things political, especially the prevailing 2 party dictatorship in which we are presented two alternatives of the same choice. fuck that. The saddest moment in my life was when I realized I liked Metalica only to find out that they are perhaps the shittiest band ever to exist, except for perhaps Simple Plan, you know you're hardcore when you sing in a Six Flags commercial!!!!!!
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My Interests

Jackie, Jackie and Jackie. If I have any free time after that I bowl, do fantasy football, play the 5 string bass, listen to music, read Umberto Eco novels and essays, Play Mario Tennis. thats all folks

I'd like to meet:

Drew...
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Music:

The Get Up Kids (may they rest in peace), the Black Keys, Juliana Hetfield, Stephen Lynch, The New Pornographers, Modest Mouse, DJ Danger Mouse, MC Lars, Velocity girl, The Essex Green, The Pixies, Hot Water Music, Beck, Mates of State, Pedro the LION. Any thing on Matador, Merge and Polyvinyl records. Another disclaimer is any band that rhymes hero with zero I hate. Clear Channel is the greatest evil in this reality other than perhaps Larry the Cable Guy. Fuck corporate radio, I hope it and all its uninspired hacks suffer the slowest and most painful of deaths

Movies:

Wayne's World! It is simply the greatest feat of the post-modern age. I love SLC Punk, Lost in Translation, Coffee and Cigarettes, and The Life Aquatic. ANd of course the Fifth Element, but only if it was a satire

Television:

24, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, and I love the 80s

Books:

The name of the Rose, Foucaults Pendulum, Bauldolino, the island of the day before and The Mysterious Flame of Queen Loanna. And of course, ICE FALCON by Rita Ritchie

Heroes:

Drew, that guys cool
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My Blog

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Posted by The Gambler on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:33:00 PST

conclusion of 21 years

I have lived for 21 years, and in all that time I have come to one, absolute assersion. The cumulative effect of my life's experience is that the album Magic Potion by the Black Keys is the greatest a...
Posted by The Gambler on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST

Nickles suck

Has this ever happened to you: You are walking down the street on a crisp autumn day, the air smells vaguely of leaves and grass. The sun shines overhead but there is a slight chill in the air. In the...
Posted by The Gambler on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST

yeah

Yeah so pretty much, my history TA is confirming that everything I have written in college the past 3 years has been crap. Despite the fact that I spent several hours writting a 3 page paper, I still ...
Posted by The Gambler on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:49:00 PST

Australians

There are 3 types of Australians, cool Australians, used to be cool Australians, and pussy ass Australians. I shall outline all three. Cool Australians- These people are tough and kick ass. Exa...
Posted by The Gambler on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:25:00 PST

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I love giant photos
Posted by The Gambler on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:28:00 PST

weeee

Well, as my avid readers know (read: Jackie), I got a RCA Lyra mp3 player for my b-day from the love of my life (for those ig'nant folks out there, thats JACKIE!!!) . It was red and awesome. That bein...
Posted by The Gambler on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:28:00 PST

The Center for Word Reclassification is back!

As the official chairman for the Center for Word Reclassification (read blog for January 19), I am now taking up the plight of all those who find the word "blog" akward. The origin of this bastard wor...
Posted by The Gambler on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:41:00 PST

WANTED

WANTED: Major League Baseball team that doesn't suck. Must be willing to relocated to Cleveland, hereby known as the epicenter of athletic mediocrity. Seriously, there must be a cosmic force that kee...
Posted by The Gambler on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 07:09:00 PST

Help me out

After months of denial and deliberating, I have come to the sobering conclusion that my old favorite band, "The Get Ups Kids", are broken up for good. This has been a difficult time in my life, as the...
Posted by The Gambler on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:02:00 PST