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In Various States of Influence

About Me


I'm a junior at Kent State University. I'm majoring in visual communication design and minoring in advertising. I play for the Kent State Ultimate Frisbee team. Overall, I'm an easy going guy who likes to party and have fun with my friends.

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Name: Matt
Birthday: Novemebr 9
Birthplace: Parma, Oh
Current Location: Kent, Oh
Eye Color: Blue-grey
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Your Weakness:
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: East of Chicago's Taco Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Your Best Physical Feature: My girlfriend says its my smile
Your Bedtime: Between midnigt and 1
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: When I'm pissed off and not
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: Currently
Do you want to go to College: Yes... Kent State
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not at all
Do you think you are Attractive: From time to time
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're cool
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Never
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yeah
Ever been called a Tease: By my girlfriend
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In my sleep I guess
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Graphic Designer
What country would you most like to Visit: CANADA... no just kidding Canada sucks
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette or blonde
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Not fat
Best Clothing Style: Prep
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Many
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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Cudding Skill Level - 10%

Sex Skill Level - 78%

Why They Love You You have a way with words.
Why They Hate You You kiss better than them.

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Music:

Jimmy Eat World, Fallout Boy, Mudvayne, Linkin Park, Green Day, Franz Ferdinad, Hoobastank, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Thrice, A Perfect Circle, My Chemical Romance, Muse, Nickelback

Movies:

40-Year-Old Virgin, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Van Wilder, Anchorman, Super Troopers, Road Trip, Napoleon Dynamite, Sin City, Not Another Teen Movie, Europtrip, Shawn of the Dead, Crash

Television:

Lost, Nip Tuck, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Robot Chicken, most shows on Adult Swim, SNL, Comedy Central Presents


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FUNNY.NET'S GUY CODE OF CONDUCT
2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and beaten by his fellow partygoers.
4. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call bullshit. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent)
6. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.
7. The maximum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
8. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddies refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
9. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friends birthday is strictly optional.
11. Before dating a buddy's ex, you are required to ask his permission and he, in return, is required to grant it.
12. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and, more importantly, the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
13. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem-you didn't see nothin'.
14. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
15. (Gas Warfare Act) you may flatulate in front of a woman only after you've brought her to climax. But if you trap her head under the covers (Dutch Oven) for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
16. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.
17. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
18. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
19. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.
20. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting: "Yeah, baby, push it!" "C'mon, give me one more! Harder!" "Another set and we can hit the showers." " Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?"
21. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.
22. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: Neither both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.
23. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.
24. Before allowing drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "FUCKOFF!" You are absolved of your responsibility.
25. The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?

My Blog

Good news

My professor from last semester came up to me today and asked if I would be interested in doing some freelance work. I thought that was pretty cool. Not only will I be doing something I love but get p...
Posted by In Various States of Influence on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:56:00 PST

the new semester

The 2006 fall semester has started and I have no complaints so far. I'm living on the third floor of Clark Hall (the co-ed floor).  Moving into my dorm was very smooth. My roomate seems pretty co...
Posted by In Various States of Influence on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:37:00 PST