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I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I don't cross post everything here on RupertSpace. Visit my real blog here:
http://www.gracejonesland.com/procrastinationist/

Here's what I watch for fun:Here's what I do for fun:

On the back of my sexy man foldout spread it reads:
I'd rather smoke pot than drink.
My dog's name is none of your business.
I often confuse the words "thirsty" and "ugly".

Hobbies:
Some light bike riding.
Hating the commander-in-chimp.
Trying to get noticed by the NSA. Which reminds me, watch this:


You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

And these things are fucking assholes:

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The hottest women on the [in]ternet. NO Fatties. Only skinnies, but not crazy-skinny. Basically, you should know what a sandwich is and have eaten more than two and less than twelve of them within the last 6 months. If you meet these simple prerequisites, by all means read on.

I have come up with a very unique and one-of-a-kind plan for getting lots of sexy time with members of the opposite sex. Using the "INTERNET" and its facilities, such as myspace.com, I shall ensnare unsuspecting women in my web of seduction and flat-out lies.

My Blog

Let me break my standup cherry

...all over your drunken, unsuspecting faces. Eww? Yum? You make the call. This Friday at 9PM, I will be performing my first featured 25 minute set ever at Waltz Astoria. Well, to be honest I h...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:56:00 GMT

This is not my space

This is:http://www.gracejonesland.com/procrastinationist/
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:53:00 GMT

Watch Out For Snakes

So on Friday night my old friend TJ from Pittsburgh came to visit me in New York. I hadn't seen him in about six years since we worked at the same company in Youngstown, Ohio. My wife was off visiting...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:12:00 GMT

Hitler and Jesus

What do they have in common?Both of them were powerless without followers.Think for yourselves. Be the change you want to see.No further explanation for the evils of the world is necessary, but appare...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:14:00 GMT

A Poem for 21st Century Paranoics

the camera is my loverit's clarity is my visionit haunts my dreamsit holds me backthe camera needs memy constant attentionit scorns my affectionbut never looks awayfor all its swaythe slow tickto the ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:21:00 GMT

The Conditioned Insanity of Corporations

[This is an open source sort-of work in progress. I'll take any critiques, but realize that my phrasing and argumentation is still weak.]I think the danger of corporate structures is that too many of ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:05:00 GMT

Bill O’Reilly thinks you’re insane

(This was initally a very private and personal introduction I wrote to an email I was sending out regarding Bill O'Reilly's latest tirade. I sent it to some friends and family and even an old high sch...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:26:00 GMT

Why Net Neutrality Matters to Everyone

Just yesterday I posted a a story about Time Warner rolling out 'metered' internet usage. Today we see that the coordinated attack on Net Neutrality is underway. Via Wired:Comcast will begin...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:06:00 GMT

Time Warner Cable begins rolling out metered usage

Via the AP:NEW YORK (AP)  You're used to paying extra if you use up your cell phone minutes, but will you be willing to pay extra if your home computer goes over its Internet allowance? Time Warner C...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:54:00 GMT

Going on Break

I'm officially taking a blog/news/social networking break for at least two days. I've really let my work fall behind and I won't be able to write any more indignantly eloquent pieces in the dark if th...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:11:00 GMT