Do you watch a lot of TV cookery shows? |
IF SO, did you see a thing recently where someone cooked a kind of open tart with smoked salmon and dill and lemony creme fraiche and stuff in it? I wrote down the recipe on a piece of kitchen roll an...
Posted by Captain Defunct-o on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST |
some things that have happened lately |
i remember thinking when all these interesting things happened "hmm, i could write an interesting blog about that!". here it is as definitive proof that often when i think something would make an inte...
Posted by Captain Defunct-o on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:00:00 PST |
Untitled 2nd Novel - Chapter 1 |
Henrietta Collins stirred from a rousing dream about time travellers. Odd, complicated business, with pointless extraneous characters, a confusing timeline, and the repeated manifestations of her badl...
Posted by Captain Defunct-o on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:26:00 PST |
For fucks fucking sake |
..>Your Brain is 80% Female, 20% MaleYour brain leans femaleYou think with your heart, not your headSweet and considerate, you are a giverBut you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of yo...
Posted by Captain Defunct-o on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:49:00 PST |
Leroy and a room |
One of Lily Allens roadies on Thursday night was wearing a LEROY t-shirt of the type we used to flog at Kamikaze Butler gigs... coincidence, or evidence of the fates aligning to bring me and Lily toge...
Posted by Captain Defunct-o on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST |
Empire Of The Penis! |
The whole of my novel is available in one lump here:
http://empireofthpenis.livejournal.com
I thought that it would be handy to provide an easily printable version.
Even though it's a really really re...
Posted by Captain Defunct-o on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:34:00 PST |
THE FINAL CHAPTERS |
CHAPTER THIRTEEN - VATICAN SHOWDOWN
Kris and Roger were standing infront of the ships controls, wondering how to instigate a change of course towards Rome. With Benedict at the helm, the Catholic Chu...
Posted by Captain Defunct-o on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:39:00 PST |
Chapter 11 & Chapter 12 |
"No, Roy! The flamingoes are out there. Use the tunnels" implored the internet, lifting up a panel on the floor. "They'll take you to the spaceport. You'll be able to get to Spectranox 9, the last un...
Posted by Captain Defunct-o on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:31:00 PST |
Chapter Ten |
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
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Fascinated by the subject of time tr...
Posted by Captain Defunct-o on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST |
Chapter Nine |
Roger collapsed into his armchair, which collapsed allover the floor, which collapsed into the foundations, which smelled like the underneath of a boat. He switched on the television to see Kris' fac...
Posted by Captain Defunct-o on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:29:00 PST |
