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Nich USM

It gets a laugh like... quarter of the time.

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My Blog

TV. New TV?

It's been a while since i've done one of these, so i guess it's bad news that it's probably only going to be short. More paragraphs than sentences. I'll start with a penis joke though. About this blo...
Posted by Nich USM on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:11:00 PST

Bidet! Saturday

My birthday's on sunday. BUT i'd really like it if you came to my house for daytime/evening drinks ON SATURDAY and then we'll either go out to somewhere like (probably) le bateau or just sit roun...
Posted by Nich USM on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:55:00 PST

SWAP LAPTOPS FOR FLIP FLOPS!!!

has anyone seen this advert? it sounds like a TERRIBLE idea
Posted by Nich USM on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:57:00 PST

This Morning!

After about half an hour of being awake today, i turned into a bee! Luckily, i wasn't driving. So I ran around the garden for a bit (because it was sunny) and i started thinking about gardeniiiiiing a...
Posted by Nich USM on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST

My Big Deerhoof and Field Music Plan

27th JUNE!Deerhoof are playing in Leeds Irish Centre supported by Field Music, it's going to be fucking awesome. I wanna plan a group trip up from liverpool to leeds, maybe picking up stragglers on th...
Posted by Nich USM on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:54:00 PST

Swap Update and request for advice

I've just been offered a sky box for the easel? What do you reckon? Deal or no deal?
Posted by Nich USM on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:07:00 PST

Could i have six pounds, please?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MIDGE-URE-SET-OF-4-COASTERS-ULTRAVOX-P ART-1-NEW_W0QQitemZ190052114550QQihZ009QQcategoryZ58696QQtcZ photoQQcmdZViewItem  ...
Posted by Nich USM on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST

N Time, at last

Rules: Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They MUST be real places, names, things...NOTHING made up! If you can't think of anything, skip it. Try to use different answer...
Posted by Nich USM on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

Hot Wheelz

Good news, gang. I've found the best MySpace going. If you've ever wanted to see someone with muscular dystrophy push his limitations (do wheelspinz) now's your chance. www.myspace.com/beyondthechair....
Posted by Nich USM on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:18:00 PST

Buddhism

I told Si about me cutting someone's electrics because they'd wound me up- it was enforced karma. So Si's told me that I'm a buddhist, so that's it, sorry mum. It's Bisto Cream with Madonna and Gere f...
Posted by Nich USM on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:59:00 PST