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Michael Lacey

About Me

i don't do much

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

juliet landau. but she has to do the accent.

My Blog

2007

I may aswell do one of these gay things while I wait for the water to heat up.2007 Your Love LifeDid you break up with anyone?No. I had a serious falling out with the cat in March, but we sorted thing...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:25:00 GMT

two very important decisions i have to make

in researching family history, my dads noticed im the first male Lacey in generations not to have William as either a forename or middle name, so i've agreed to have it added ON THE CONDITION that i g...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:56:00 GMT

more daft shit

i posted a draft of this a while ago but ive recently resurrected and considerably retooled it so in the unlikely event of anyone being interested, here is the all new first chapter of my second novel...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:36:00 GMT

an open letter to eliza dushku

I LOVE YOUmike
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:46:00 GMT

celebrity tent orgy

While at V, sheltering from the elements in our ludicrous orange inflatable tent, Me and Oscar spent quite a long time discussing who we'd have in our fantasy tent orgy. We each got several orgies, on...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:15:00 GMT

not drinking

all the many and varied people who read my blog on here (hi nich, hi jack domino, hi dan, hi maybe rob sometimes i guess) might be interested to know that my previously mentioned intention to take a l...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:40:00 GMT

the worst thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life

everyones out, i cant find my keys and ive no fags :-(AND THEYRE NOT BACK FOR ANOTHER HOUR
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:56:00 GMT

PHEW

I was just having a fag in the shed as per and while I was walking inside I felt that crunch under my shoe that I usually assume is a snail and then feel guilty for ages but I'd left the kitchen light...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:38:00 GMT

26 things to do in the daytime

from kuntandthegang.co.uk. ive put the best ones in bold. this made me cry actual laughter tears all down my face .. ParagraphTitleEnd --> .. ParagraphBodyStart -->1. Have a look up your loft...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:52:00 GMT

holy shit

i was in the shed smoking a fag before and i got up to come inside and i nearly stood on a dead mouse and i nearly had a heart attack. i hope my cat feels GUILTY and ASHAMED. the murderous thing.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 20:59:00 GMT