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About Me

Don't look at this bit. Look at the blog. All the 'jokes' about fancying kids are in there. Or if you want to bypass the shame of logging onto myspace once a fortnight: http://dominodeathblog.blogspot.com/. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A woman with an Airblade where her mush should be.

My Blog

Game Off

I'm having a 'no videogames' month this month. Not a 'no playing videogames,' month, I doubt I'll ever have one of those, but a 'no buying videogames' month. Throughout June, I am determined not to bu...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 09:34:00 GMT

Yellow Power Ranger Memorial Blog

The Yellow Power Ranger is dead. She hasn't just died, she died in 2001, but I have just found out about it, so it seems like a perfect time for a memorial. If you think it is bad taste to make a 'jok...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:47:00 GMT

Argos

Remember when you used to go to Argos with your parents as a kid and you'd buy an action figure out of the catalogue? But of course, you couldn't actually pick the one you wanted, as they just had a p...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:06:00 GMT

A Place for Maniacs

While shopping for camping gear the other day, I discovered a shop in the heart of Manchester city centre intended solely for fucking nutters. It is called Militarykit. When you enter Militarykit, the...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:48:00 GMT

OMG! That Kid on the TV is talking to me!

Everyone is getting extremely excited about this new 'Natal' technology from Microsoft, which apparently allows the kind of interaction with complex AI characters like the one shown abo...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:56:00 GMT

GAY FOR NINTENDO.

It's officially okay to be GAY FOR NINTENDO again. After seeing the E3 trailers for the big new Wii games, I think it's safe to say that I am gayer for Nintendo than ever before. Everyone seems to hav...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:12:00 GMT

Rodent Foreplay

Someone in work couldn't get their mouse to work today. So they asked one of the supervisors if they knew what the problem could be. The supervisor replied, 'There are two mice plugged in. They might ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:25:00 GMT

Are you impotent? L@@K!

Do you worry that you may be impotent? There is a simple test that you can do NOW to find out if you are. Now that it is Summer, all you have to do is go outside where there are other people- it's oka...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:07:00 GMT

Runners

I'd been awake for twenty four hours, and I was on a train to Manchester, on the way home from a nightshift ( a 'nightie,' if you like.) Apparently, there was some kind of running event on in Manchest...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 17:48:00 GMT

Transferrable Skillz

I always thought my efforts to master the finer details of the art of office humour would only pay off in the workplace. But today I made a startling discovery. I discovered that there are circumstanc...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 10:28:00 GMT