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Brutal Knights

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About Me

WE ARE BRUTAL KNIGHTS!

We will play your kitchen, your bathroom, your basement, your art show or your stupid bar. We will party in your shitty house. We will play with your weird style of band. We will do an interview with your not stylish magazine. You cannot be our publicist. We are not young. We are not garage. We are not american. We are true basement punk rocking. We will borrow your drums and sleep on your floor. You will feel bad for us. Send your $. We have T-shirts, buttons, 7"s, lps and cds for sale. You can get them from us here. Write in for availability. We have paypal. Try booking us, it's a fucking nightmare, we're totally unreasonable. Write to: [email protected] for Canada/U.S info.You can see some fun pics here: Also, our music's for sale at iTunes, emusic.com and rhapsody as well. Go wild. Oh and VBS.TV had us on their Practice Space thing awhile ago, check it oot... ..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/26/2005
Band Website: brutalknights.fucking.com
Band Members: 3 newfies, a vegan and a jew.
Influences: fear (not that band), the need to feel accepted, food, our parents, men hugging, asses, peer pressure, music scenes, people making scenes, jews, rap and metal (seriously), sexuality, Steve Bennett, the power of suggestion, starbucks, ANSWER ME!, the christmas spirit, gay bands from around the world
Sounds Like: OI WAINKARS! Don't be a jerk! Why don't you buy a t shirt? They are $10 bux plus postage. You MUST add 4 bux postage for North America and 7.5 bux postage for Europe and Hawaii. Don't forget to include your size! Be Honest! You have nothing to hide. They come in these sizes: Girl/SM/MED/LG/XL
All you have to do is paypal [email protected]

Black "FEAST OF SHAME" punk Tshirt

White "EXTREME LIFESTYLES" hammered surfing knight Tshirt.

ALSO, we of course have RECORDS!!!
The "classic" 2nd LP "FEAST OF SHAME" LP/CD (DERANGED) Includes such classics as "i do nothing", "grow up throw up", "information overload" and "we have a website". 14 tracks of scummy punk noise.
ALSO AS WELL,
We have the BRAND NEW "LIVING BY YOURSELF" 45rpm 12"ep w/ handsome SERIPOP designed gatefold cover (DERANGED). Includes the slamming "living by yourself", "i wanna die", "anxiety", "support me" and the questionable "extreme lifestyle '08". 10 worthless cuts of speedy punk filth.
These are $10 each. Add 6 bux postage for North America and 7.5 bux postage for Europe and Hawaii!!!
Record Label: Deranged/Ptrash/Perpatrator/RIFFRAFF/SpinTheBottle
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Another one bites the dust!

Cheers to everyone who helped out with this recent US tour. Thanx to most of the bands we played with, everyone who came out and anyone helped us out in anyway. Total Blast!!!
Posted by Brutal Knights on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:44:00 PST

Amber Todaro

Sad news as great friend of ours from Hartford CT, Amber Todaro, passed away this week. Amber was a great mother, a talented artist and a totally amazing/vibrant lady. She traveled to see us play mu...
Posted by Brutal Knights on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 06:59:00 PST

NEW 45 "MY LIFE MY FAULT"

At the pressing plant is a brand new 4 song 7" EP we just recorded for Lafayette/Toronto's "SPIN THE BOTTLE" records. The "MY LIFE MY FAULT" ep will be hot off the presses for our upcoming American t...
Posted by Brutal Knights on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:28:00 PST

Last Adrift Party Jan 25th 08

Thanx to everyone who came out to show support and party at the Adrift skatepark last night.  We had a great time playing and the show went off without a hitch.  Cheers to eve...
Posted by Brutal Knights on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:10:00 PST

SXSW

Looks like we are going on tour in March.  We are gonna go play SXSW in Austin cuz thats what real bands do.  We promise to not turn into a real band.  Come out and drink with us w...
Posted by Brutal Knights on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:06:00 PST

No Texas Shows

Fuckin sucks but for reasons beyond our control we have to pospone our upcoming Texas weekend including our slot at the Ground Zero Fest at beerland in Austin. Total bummer...we will make Texas a sto...
Posted by Brutal Knights on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:35:00 PST

Interview with bk guitarist Jon Sharron

Who are you and how are you? You're almost donetouring Europe. Looking forward going home? What wasthe coolest country?--My name is Jon Sharron, I play guitar, I'm feelingpretty good. We are done tou...
Posted by Brutal Knights on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:34:00 PST

video & Mirror article

OK so here's some footage the lovely Alexei G took of us from our show at the Silver Dollar August 17th Then also the beautiful Johnson Cummins interviewed us for the Montreal Mirror this ...
Posted by Brutal Knights on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:47:00 PST

xflansx with the 411

OK you weirdos, it's Nick. Hope you're good and have been enjoying yourself this summer. We've all been busy with wearing shorts and that kind of stuff. Just played in Montreal, Sudbury and Toronto. ...
Posted by Brutal Knights on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:31:00 PST

New Album Lyrics!

We're gonna have a record soon. Here are the lyrics to songs that some of are on new alb:UBBC(unauthorized biography of Bill Clinton)Unauthorized biography of Bill ClintonHe comes from AmericaHe is A ...
Posted by Brutal Knights on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 04:08:00 PST