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About Me

Good company to relax and stroll around with, to enjoy and laugh at the world...

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My Interests

Stealth Missions. Kicking your ass at pool. Moosin' in innapropriate places. Ketchup watching. Dominos. Cuddling. Shit talking. Booty dancin. Croquet. Cookin snax. Roly Poly hunting...

I'd like to meet:

Coherent beings... and Lon Milo DuQuette..

Music:

the Beatles, Danzig, Modest Mouse, Mindless Self Indulgence, Louis Armstrong, Bob Marley, everything from the Blues Brothers, Bingo!, Why Are We Building Such a Big Ship? Preservation Hall Jazz Band, Primus, Ani Difranco, Janis Joplin, the Rolling Stones, TOOL, a Perfect Circle, Ben Harper, Blackalicious, Nameless and Faceless, the Bay Area Art Collective, Billie Holiday, Cab Calloway, GWAR, Judas Priest, White Zombie, Jimmy Eat World, John Lee Hooker, Kenny Ball, Justin Timberlake, Detroit Cobras, Tango, Latyrx, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, the Mars Volta, Metallica, Pantera, Weezer, Funk, Tom Waits, Tracy Chapman, Nomeansno, Toadies, Muse, Hossam Ramzy & Jose Luis Monton, Shakira, Patsy Cline...

Movies:

The 7th Voyage of Sinbad, The Blues Brothers

Television:

Carnivale, LOST, Boston Legal, Millennium, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Daily Show, Colbert Report, South Park, Star Trek, anything concerning Neo-Conservatives, CSI, and other crap.

Books:

The Story of B, Ishmael, The Chronicles of Narnia, Little House on the Prairie series, Alice in Wonderland, The Neverending Story, Queen Zixi of Ix, Understanding the Book of Thoth, and books that teach me useful and/or weird things, or anything you'll read out loud to me.

Heroes:

Mithridates VI of Pontus

My Blog

Cuteness for Potato to admire

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Posted by Da Moose on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:39:00 PST

Sometimes I wonder...

Do people who act selfish, childish, irrational and throw temper tantrums have a higher quality of life? Many years of observation show me that acting retarded may be an exellent life choice.
Posted by Da Moose on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:23:00 PST

TATO

Tato is Ukrainian for father. Tato was my first word. I am the kind of girl that believes her father is the greatest man alive. I'm almost 24, he's on his way to 80. When I was little my parents refus...
Posted by Da Moose on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:19:00 PST

My Darling

Don't fret Mr. Stoners, the next week and a half I'm on vacation from work. I'll be home with you more. And yes, darling, I'm gonna rebuild the pond (aka your fishing hole).I love you....
Posted by Da Moose on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 06:17:00 PST

thunderstorms

I love em. But they make me really want a man to cuddle with. I love running in a warm, New Orleans rainstorm.I love standing in awe, to see the sky light up, over and over again.It looks like it will...
Posted by Da Moose on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 06:12:00 PST

crazy

What do you do when someone you love seems to be loosing their marbles. You've witnessed him forgeting where he is standing (sober), our friends tell me he was hallucinating when he called them for he...
Posted by Da Moose on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 04:23:00 PST

Tell me I'm retarded

I'm really thinking about jumping back in. Stay platonic! resist all urges!resist!resist!Okay, good work for today Sophia, and remember, same routine tommorrow.
Posted by Da Moose on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 06:45:00 PST

I'm sick of this shit

Fuck this. I can't take the same man breaking my heart over and over again. He's so sweet, and he's fucking other women, that would be okay, but they are train wrecks that gross me out. I can't be jea...
Posted by Da Moose on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 01:37:00 PST

I did it twice

I took this silly tarot card quiz twice. I'm a Gemini rising, I have two personalities. And I don't want to clutter my page. So here's my other outcome. The outcome I'd rather hide for those I trust. ...
Posted by Da Moose on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 12:45:00 PST

sex trophies

I like to call children "sex trophies" because it sounds more positive than my real view of children. My ex-boyfriend taught me this term when I was breifly pregnant. It really stuck. I try to like ch...
Posted by Da Moose on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:39:00 PST