Delusional, Slayer of Coffee

About Me

I am a Dreamer, a Virgo, the year of the Horse, a Under educated GED drop-out, easily entertained, i like to eat and drink things that are red, i have a lack of faith in almost all ppl. but at any given time i making a total ass out of myself just to make someone smile. when i'm typing emails and shit i always leave out the little words, like "it" and "the" in other words, my typing skills suck, i always feel like a turd in the punch bowl, i have become very antisocial, and i can be very offensive.
favorite quote
"Keep it simple, stupid"
Favorite song lyric
"Life is like a penis most people don't know it
But most people suck so they usually blow it"
-The bloodhound gang
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : High
Schizoid : Very High
Schizotypal : High
Antisocial : Moderate
Borderline : Very High
Histrionic : Low
Narcissistic : Moderate
Avoidant : High
Dependent : High
Obsessive-Compulsive : High
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My Interests

coffee, playing pool, hating starbucks, tattoos, old cars, computers, gaming, enlightenment

I'd like to meet:

Howard Schultz, so i can poke him with a stick.
and since you've been reading this far, then i want to meet you.

Music:

sarah mcLachlan, kittie, portishead, alice in chains, pink floyd, wilco, sandra collins, elvis, the shizit, sneaker pimps, dick brave and the backbeats, frank sinatra, hendrix, zepplin, doors, mazzy star, lords of acid, hagfish, the feds, nirvana it goes on and on, no rap, no country.

Movies:

Tombstone, American Beauty, Million dollar hotel, Dark Side of Oz, Office Space, Poolhall junkies

Television:

adult swim, thats about it, there's too much poker crap, and reality tv crap, i mean why do i want to waste my life watching someone else waste theirs? who fucking cares.

Heroes:

Sherlock Holmes

My Blog

yeah so.

i still don't have internet yet, getting that on the 4th. and i haven't had a chance to call everyone yet......sorry, but the move went will, and so far i fuckng love it here. later. PS. if you need/w...
Posted by Delusional, Slayer of Coffee on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:22:00 PST

my plans have been accelerated.

i will be leaving Dallas on the 16th (this saturday) at about 3 pm. i will be at O'riley's on the 13th, if anyone would like to hang out, that will most likely be the last time for awhile. i'm sorry f...
Posted by Delusional, Slayer of Coffee on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:14:00 PST

it's been a long time coming

as many of you know, my life hasn't been the greatest for many years now. i've always thought that if you wait in one place long enough, what you are looking for will come to you....well thats a crock...
Posted by Delusional, Slayer of Coffee on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:59:00 PST

now that i have the Nectar of the Gods.....

i need a ride to a coffee shop that can/will grind it to a turkish grind(turkish grind is finer than espresso)
Posted by Delusional, Slayer of Coffee on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 05:25:00 PST

i think i am lost...

a lot of people have been asking why i changed my display name to "Lost" (i didn't even think anyone would say anyhting) and as of late i have been feeling lost, i've been trying to find my place in t...
Posted by Delusional, Slayer of Coffee on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:56:00 PST

pretty Vista, pretty Vista

So the other night i got internet (bout fucking time comcast) and so i downloaded Windows Vista (legally, from microsoft) and i said to meself, what the fuck, why not, and installed windows vista on m...
Posted by Delusional, Slayer of Coffee on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:51:00 PST

I'M BACK BITCHES!

after 16 days of black death, I HAVE INTERNET AGAIN!!! goes to show that there are.....*some* good techs that work for cumcast. now i have to go to work.
Posted by Delusional, Slayer of Coffee on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:02:00 PST

i need extra work....

if anyone reading this lives in or near dallas, and you or anyone you know needs alittle computer help, let me know.i'm going to do some freelance work for awhile to make some extra money, i will work...
Posted by Delusional, Slayer of Coffee on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:45:00 PST

rant: fucking shit

so right now i have a minute to write, i'm at work, i'm about to leave and finish moving into my new shity, shity.......very shity apartment. here we go, i showed up at the apartments about 9:30am to ...
Posted by Delusional, Slayer of Coffee on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:08:00 PST

rant, part 2 updated

fuckers fuckers fuckers, went to city of garland today to set up my payment plan for my tickets i got, i have 30 days to pay $562, if i go over 30 days, i get charged another $25 per ticket....wtf? la...
Posted by Delusional, Slayer of Coffee on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:05:00 PST