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About Me

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I figured it was time to update my profile. And now that I look at this stupid thing, I really don't have anything to say. About me... hmm. Alright.

You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
I'm the tallest person in my family. I'm terribly tiny, which only serves to make me look taller than I really am (about 104lbs and approx. 5'8). I'm half Creole and half Filipino. Yes, my mother actually comes from the Philippines. No, I am in no way, shape, or form ROMAN CATHOLIC. As a matter of fact, theological discussions are a rather quick way to piss me off. White people food scares me (not entirely true, but it's funny). I also happen to just utterly devote every iota of my being to someone that strikes me in some way... I'm odd. I spend a lot of time on AIM. I do quite a bit by myself... I don't like waiting for people, and I usually don't dig on making plans. I'm not too keen on sloppy alcoholics. I dislike sissies. I'm prone to random acts of violence. I have a very short temper. I live out in the middle of nowhere. My car is named Atari. PLEASE, do not msg me if you're an idiot. Seriously. I've recently decided that I'm just going to learn several different languages just for the hell of it. I am completely lacking in ambition; or rather, the stars have to be perfectly aligned for me to actually do something productive... or what passes for productive. I'm a sucker for a good bar, although I don't really drink that much nowadays. Most of my friends are guys - girls are just too much drama.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Napalm
Your Favorite Target: Europeans
Your Kill Count: 1,306,854,837
Your Battle Cry: "Yo mama!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 47
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $60,037,114,686,304
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 65%
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I'm an unstoppable death machine, you know.
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My Interests

RADIOHEAD. My attempts at drawing. Invader Zim. Animeanimeanime. Skate stuff. Computers. Hair colour. Modest Mouse. Newcastle. Music, and the recording of it. Squishy. Traveling. Cross-stitching (yes, REALLY). Food. Movies. Acting. Books. Crafts. The sky. Your mouth, and what may come out of it.

I'd like to meet:

And I want one of theeeese...

adopt your own virtual pet!

Funny ppl. Original ppl. Strange ppl. Everyone. No one, really. I'm just bored as shit and don't have anything better to do right now.

Wait wait... someone who can cope with THIS:

Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Low
Schizoid : Moderate
Schizotypal : Very High
Antisocial : Moderate
Borderline : Very High
Histrionic : High
Narcissistic : High
Avoidant : Low
Dependent : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive : Moderate

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And this

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Meesa
Birthday: 02/11/82
Birthplace: Camp Pendleton, San Diego, CA
Current Location: Terrell, TX
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Varies... plain ole brown right now.
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: psh.
The Shoes You Wore Today: chuck taylors.
Your Weakness: my temper, I suppose
Your Fears: seriously? nothing, really, as i simply do not care
Your Perfect Pizza: veggie everything with extra cheese when i'm hungover. Papa Johns only, please.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: mmmm, living to see next year.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Crap."
Your Best Physical Feature: it's debatable. My lips or my legs, if I had to narrow it down.
Your Bedtime: Lately, quite a few hours after sunrise.
Your Most Missed Memory: that would be the one i forgot, now wouldn't it?
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: ew
Single or Group Dates: date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no
Chocolate or Vanilla: i'm not biased.
Cappuccino or Coffee: espresso
Do you Smoke: yes, thank you
Do you Swear: on what?
Do you Sing: too much
Do you Shower Daily: i've been known to
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: i believe in faeries
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, but i DO like dramamine
Do you think you are Attractive: when?
Are you a Health Freak: when you're as sick as i am, eating a banana makes you a health freak
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: obviously
Do you play an Instrument: not well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i swim in it.
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: legal ones, with my name on ze bottles
In the past month have you gone on a Date: what?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: does one of those six pack thingies count?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sadly, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: what's that?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my bathtub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a heart, maybe
Ever been Drunk: ooooooooh hello understatement!
Ever been called a Tease: maybe.
Ever been Beaten up: hrm. i think we were even.
Ever Shoplifted: yus.
How do you want to Die: quickly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an english professor/editor
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: messy
Height: taller than myself
Weight: larger than myself
Best Clothing Style: something they're confidant in
Number of Drugs I have taken: don't care
Number of CDs I own: don't care
Number of Piercings: at least one?
Number of Tattoos: not too important, but i like em
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
*struts*
I'm fucked up in ways ya usually read about... -_-;;

Music:

RADIOHEAD (duh). Elliott Smith. NIN. KMFDM. Tori Amos. Lizst. Vivaldi. Jump Little Children. Vanessa Mae. Alice In Chains. Bjork. STP. Nirvana. They Might Be Giants. FLA. Weezer. Coldplay. Deftones. Robert Miles. Tool. Modest Mouse. Candlebox. Pantera. NOFX. The Pixies. Static X. Frederic Fucking Chopin. Duke Ellington. APC. Audioslave. Bic Runga. Blur. The Seat Belts. God Lives Underwater. Chomsky. Garbage. Stevie Ray Vaughn. Kenny Wayne Shepard. Johnny Cash. Incubus. Massive Attack. Christ Cornell. Portishead. Rancid. Green Day. Dead Kennedys. Sneaker Pimps. Ludacris. Superdrag. Neutral Milk Hotel. Frolic. Alkaline Trio. Sidekick Mafia. Dropkick Murphys. Midrange. Ladadadada... Oh yeah...

Movies:

Puppetmaster III- I think. Four Rooms. Big Trouble in Little China. Creepshow I & II. Resurrection Man. Ever After. Fight Club. All Guy Ritchie movies. Tarantino films. Darren Aronofsky flicks. Most Johnny Depp movies are badass. Tim Burton movies.

Television:

What's that? OH. Will and Grace, Adult Swim (sometimes). Law & Order, and Law & Order SVU (I love Stabler). That's it.

Books:

Neverwhere. American Gods. Stardust. Smoke and Mirrors. Sandman: Book of Dreams. Good Omens. Coraline. Snow White and Rose Red. Stephen King's Dark Tower series. The Color Purple.

Heroes:

Oy, the billy-bumbler.

My Blog

Now? Right - o...

I'm... fine, I guess. Not a whole lot's going on. Not doing much of anything, really, except for hanging out with Scot. That's fine; I love him, and hanging out's been great. H...
Posted by Danger Meese on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 04:48:00 PST

Leave me alone.

I'm so fucking tired. Why does everything have to be so fucking hard? I can't even tell people how I feel about anything; it never ends up dealing with how terribly bad I feel, it's always...
Posted by Danger Meese on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:36:00 PST

meh.

I love my boyfriend. He's beautiful, charming, dashing as hell, and just too good to me.Unfortunately, this has not stopped me from wallowing in my usual but somehow deeper and darker pit of des...
Posted by Danger Meese on Wed, 07 May 2008 12:06:00 PST

If I had to lose my mind, if I had to touch feelings...

I would lose my soul the way I do.I don't have to thinkI only have to do itThe results are always perfect.But that's old news.Would you like to hear my voiceSweetened with emotion?... - "Oh Me",...
Posted by Danger Meese on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:25:00 PST

sigh Just when you thought you were safe...

Oooooooooh, you sum-mum-ma-BITCH. (Think Bernie Mac and you ought to be able to pronounce that) Anyway, I just posted a quickie on here, and this stupid thing... unexpected error... suck m...
Posted by Danger Meese on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:13:00 PST

gag

I'm tired. I think I'm sick, but not as sick as I could be. I woke up around seven thirty this morning, but I'm so... listless, I suppose, I can't seem to make myself do anything. Da...
Posted by Danger Meese on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:06:00 PST

Tch.

Place the call. Say goodbye... you never know if you're going to see her again. Don't quite trust 24 hour flights. "She's gone." "Are you okay? Alright, bye." Close...
Posted by Danger Meese on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:14:00 PST

Trousermouse.

*looks at the camera, makes a moue, and points*"Can you believe this?"I can. Man. I definitely can.(By the way, "trousermouse" has nothing to... well, it actually does, if you can remember...
Posted by Danger Meese on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:43:00 PST

Whatever, goddammit. Lemme alone. >_<

"Look around, could it bring somebody down, if I never made a sound again?""Who sucked out the feeling?"I wonder if it's a little bit of ESP or some shit, when you make a playlist you know you're goin...
Posted by Danger Meese on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:18:00 PST

One more ’gin

It's like, nine in the morning now... I need to go to sleep. Seriously. I just spent like... an hour making some totally pointless posts.And here's another.Decided, after I put "Meesa is k...
Posted by Danger Meese on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 07:12:00 PST