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Stephen

I'll kill you! I'll kill you where you fuckin stand!

About Me

!I MISS MY TRAMPOLINE! I am taller than a 30cm ruler, but smaller than a house......... Sum where inbetween. You shouldn't ever stair at me because im half tigre and I kill people for stairing......Its just rude! I eat 12 pounds of meat a day. I can lick my own arse and ball sack which is interesting. I have apposable thumbs!!!! YAY! Evolution rocks! I hate writin after a tragic accident in which 3 dogs 2 cats and some unfortunate marmots were killed. Not a day goes by when i dont think of the look in the marmots eyes........ But secretly i am........ I am 74% Evil Genius.
.. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
Evil Genius Test
@ FualiDotComDoes n 1 know me to be as this 1 says???
.. You scored as Punk/Rebel.

Punk/Rebel


94%

Drama nerd


63%

Stoner


44%

Ghetto gangsta


44%

Goth


31%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


25%

Loner


19%

Geek


6%
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My Interests

I like 2 roar atleast 4 times a day to enlarge my ego. I like boards! surf, snow, sk8. wotever board ill ride it, apart from wind surf boards. Jus cant get to grips with em however hard i try! I also love music 2 bits! Love collecting it, hearing new stuff, old stuff and shit stuff its always funny listenin to ppl who cant play but believe they can :-) and i love dancin, but only in my room, and its a small room so u'll never get in there 2 c!!!!! I once danced in my livin room but matt walked in on me in mid action!!!!! we shall never talk of it again!!!!!!!! Mice bit through my bed on my trampoline! They are gay and dead if i catch them! Other than that, drinkin, partyin and generally havin a good time!

I'd like to meet:

I dont really mind who i meet aslong as ur not normal in sum way! Normal ppl are way too boring they jus sit n talk about how they miss the good old days n lament on time they never actually had! Oh and u have 2 be happy! sad ppl do my nut in!.. width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

Anythin aslong as its not neiche! My favriot bands are Incubus, system n the mars volta, Biffy chlyro, DAVID BOWIE, Trivium and my dads band, the band from hell!!!!!!!!!! and i jus got really into Poison the well n archangel! Every1 elses music section is massive n i feel im not doing my duty! It will fill up slowly as my memory comes bk. Bands i have heard and love! (in no particular order) Biffy chlyro, Coheed and cambria, Hondo Macleans, Bob Dylan, Jonny cash, The beatles, Mr Scruff, Mr Dibbs, Herbalizer, Nightmares on wax, Low- Fidelity allstars, Roni size, Aphex twin, Multi dex stress!!!!!!!!!, Freestylers, Faithless, Mastadon, David Holmes, Little miss strange, Root juice, Basement jaxx,Terorvision, The smiths, The smashing pumpkins, the rolling stones, Jack Johnson, Carpet boy, Counting crows, Ry cooder, The buena vista social club, Ozomatli, Bill Jones, Steel eye span, Jimmy hendrix, Eric Clapton, Spin doctors, Hooberstank, Primus, Rage against the machine, Alien ant farm, Slayer, Trivium, Archangel, Poison the well, The mars volta, System of a down, Incubus, Anthrax, In flames, Eliot mama cass, Echo and the bunnymen, the velvet underground, UNKLE, LCD soundsystem, Moloko, Elastica, Goldfrapp, The Prodigy, Primal screem, grey matter, the happy mondays, The lightning seeds, Nivarna, Pearl jam, Metalica, The Libertines, The Pixies, 2Many DJ's, Jurrasic 5, Everlast, Sneaker pimps, Gangstar, Led Zeplin!!!!, The who, Free, King crimson, Jeff Beck, Jeff Buckly, Reef, Morcheeba, Jethro Tull, Jamiroquai, Frank Zappa!!!, Pink Floyed, Santana, Joe Satriani, Paul wella, Massive attack, Captain beefheart and his magical band, Suzanne Vagar, Le Tigre, Bjork, CKY, Oasis, Blur, Pulp, The Mountaineers, Crystal method, The Polyphonic spree, House of pain, Cypress Hill, Felix da housecat, Urban species, Portishead, Daft punk, Queens of the stone age, Velvet revolver, Guns 'n' Roses, Ani Difranco, Adioslave, Cafe del mar, The bestie boys, Boy hits car, The chemical brothers, Orbital, Opinicus, Lou Reed, Lemon Jelly, Cooper temple clause,Rosie Brown, Ben folds five, The cure, The darkness, The datsuns, The ganja Kru, Fingathing, Goldie lookin chain, The doors, Gomez, Groove armarda, The jam, Iggy and the stooges, Lamb, The Killers, The stone roses, Digitalism, Quantic, The old loch boys, The fuckin cunts!, Venetian snares, Funkaphonics............... Still not finished this yet but its gettin confusin, i keep repeatin myself. I shall have to settle for this for now untill i get some brand new music or remember some good oldies...... Its a work in progress :-P

Movies:

Mallrats is my favriot film of all time! its amazin! Other films include Donnie Darko, Dogma, Amalie, Spirited away, The princess Mononoke, Edward scissor hands, Beatle juice, City of god, Memento, The search for the Holy grail (Monty python) and the motercycle diarys. Oh n zig n zags million quid vid! its so bad its good! Trevor n his magic duvet is a classic! FUCK MY ASS! I FORGOT THE 5TH ELEMENT!!!!!!!!! GR8 film!!!!!!

Television:

My TV blew up so i dont really get to watch it but i do love family guy!

Books:

The da vinci code, His dark materials, The Hog father, Pyramids (RATE GOOD BOOK! ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE HOGFATHER), viz n craz! I almost 4got the BIBLE!!!!! Ray mears survival! I read the dictionary once but it doesn't make much sense n u neva get to find out who done it!

Heroes:

Brandon Boyed and Bez from the happy mondays! He's a living ledgend! Who else could tour with a band by jumping around with a tambourine and taking drugs! --=RAY MEARS=--! The man could burn down a forest n cover it up! Taj Burrows, He has the best back hand snap iv ever seen. Tweaks it so much he looks like he must be stuck to his board to make it, but hes not and he still does! Must be a zen master!

My Blog

IM gonna end it all cruel world.....

And move to madagasca and live in a fridge, and use the freon to create a reverse microwave! Think about it! Ice pops in seconds! Or i could buildboth into one! A backward forward microwave! Im a geni...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:15:00 PST

If only i could.....

If only i could kill people with that two finger death tutch to the neck, then i would be king of england in a week and no1 would question it!!!!! No1! Im off to go practice now...... Beware my reign ...
Posted by Stephen on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:08:00 PST

Twister

I beat matt n Caleb at twister! I am the ultimate champion!!!! Hahahahahaahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!! C'mmon team boxers!
Posted by Stephen on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:32:00 PST

Nativity dissaster!!!!!!!

If, like me, u have done the unthinkable and lost ur noble figures from the modle nativity u get down every crimbo. Then jus replace the figures with BISCUITS!!!!!! I have assigned biscuit replacement...
Posted by Stephen on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:35:00 PST