You're in the bungle, baby. You're not gonna die. I doubt you'll even get injured!
a few things i've learned in life....
unfortunately there is no law preventing bad people making bad music
the best thing about derby is the road leading somewhere else
a wise(ish) man once said "its big but it's not clever....and it's really not that big"
you should never, ever, EVER get drunk and play 'i have never' with your boyfriend and his friends
....it never ends well!!
...and finally.....
if you're going to do the 100 shot relay, strap your feet to a snowboard and try to do flips on a trampoline, you're going to get injured......just a word of advice
this is a little poem my friend wrote for me to cheer me up, it made me smile...
To Antonia Gilham,
the love of my life,
the woman of my dreams,
and the salvation of my soul
Antonia
I think about you often,
In everything I do,
All I ever think of,
Is how dearly I love you.
I love you more than sweeties,
I love you more than beer,
Every moment that you're not with me,
I shed a little tear.
I try and hide it from you,
In every joke and every look,
But I cannot kept it secret
I'm desperate for a fuck.
I lust after you
Morning, noon and night,
And I'm desperate for the day
That I get to hold you tight.
I think that it's a nasty trick
Cruelly played on me
That I love you so much
But I know we'll never be
I've resigned myself to hear
Your cruel and mocking laughter
For with that sound you strip away
My happy ever after.
All my love Monkey of the Kitchen
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