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Dax Shepard

Don't Try

About Me

I kick ass. I am dedicated to trying to kick as much ass as humanly possible. The more challenging the ass kicking, the better. I like bragging too. It's cooler than you might think. I peel out. I do wheelies. I crush ass: front and back. I try to rock really hard at all times. I'm doing what I can. I'm not always successful. I'm pretty sure I rule...for the most part...when I can. Of course, it's not always an option(ruling/or to rule).

If you want to watch my brand of ass kicking, go here:

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My Interests

Horsepower and Pussy. Period. Well, and animals. Mostly just the smarter ones: Orcas, Chimps, Bears. Although I guess bears are more cute than they are smart, so smart and cute animals and horsepower and pussy. But mostly just Horsepower and Pussy.

I'd like to meet:

Dr. Laura in a dark alley.

Music:

Classic Rock and Roll. Metallica. Christopher Cross. Teddy Pendergrass. Pat Matheny. Van Hunt. John Legend. Autozone Theme Song.

Movies:

Thief. Fletch. Raising Arizona. Bottle Rocket. Flirting With Disaster. American Movie. Office Space. Happiness. Your Friends and Neighbors. Squid And The Whale. Rushmore.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm. How It's Made. Intervention. News Radio. Northern Exposure. Sopranos. Charlie Rose. All Military Channel Programs. Modern Marvels. Extreme Engineering.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye. The Fountainhead. Hollywood. Crime and Punishment. The Gambler. All Raymond Carver, Tobias Wolff. Erica Jong

Heroes:

Issac Newton. Ernest Hemmingway. Royce Gracie. Mark Borchard.

My Blog

Bait and Switch

I hesitate in making this next observation, as it is very mean, but it needs to be documented for the sake of future archaeologists who will some day dig myspace out of a land fill.When a myspace disp...
Posted by Dax Shepard on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:17:00 PST

Advertisements and Sparkle Tags

I generally don't like to be the kind of person who says "don't." I prefer to say "do." Do whatever you like. I read a lot of people's pages, and quite often I see things like: "Don't message me that ...
Posted by Dax Shepard on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:25:00 PST

New Movies

Fall will be the official "get sick of Dax Shepard" season. The smorgasbord is as follows:September 1st: Idiocracy (a Mike Judge Movie)October 6th: Employee Of The Month (not a Mike Judge Movie)Novemb...
Posted by Dax Shepard on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:29:00 PST

Embarrassed

People do inappropriate things, and not just in the sanctity of their own homes. They often take their weird little show out on the road for all to see. I seem to have a knack for witnessing this kind...
Posted by Dax Shepard on Tue, 09 May 2006 01:58:00 PST

Advice

I have had a strong desire to blog for about two months now, but haven't had anything to say; nor do I now.I simply haven't thought of anything new in some time. I would say I average a new thought ev...
Posted by Dax Shepard on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:33:00 PST

Pubic Hair

When I was 12, I read an interview with Johnny Depp. This was during his 21 Jump Street fame, or shortly after, and in the interview he discussed the many pieces of fan mail he had received in the mai...
Posted by Dax Shepard on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 05:48:00 PST

New Mexico

I am in New Mexico. It is dry. Oppressively dry. I have a humidifier running at full throttle, a full bottle of lotion on, six gallons of water in my stomach, and still my skin is cracking. I starte...
Posted by Dax Shepard on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:23:00 PST

bad luck

I have received a good number of surveys that require me to forward them on to 20 of my friends in order to avoid bad luck. I have yet to forward any of them on, and I am starting to get concerned. Ev...
Posted by Dax Shepard on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:34:00 PST

Myspace Photos

I have spent a lot of time looking at random peoples myspace pages, and I have started to notice a couple of trends. Some of them I like, while some of them confuse me. What generally draws me to a s...
Posted by Dax Shepard on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 02:37:00 PST

Ring around the collar

Every now and then I realize that I haven't seen something in a long time. For instance, I will drive by a Taco Bell that still has its original sign from 1981, and I'll go, "oh yeah, Taco Bell signs ...
Posted by Dax Shepard on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:12:00 PST