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WICKA WOW!

Glory.. in its purest crimson form..

About Me

Of course backflips rule the world. Neon green is my favorite color. My page used to be of that fluorescent hue but has since been changed to grey. Lately I've been getting into parkour - or climbing buildings and jumping from them and hurting myself. I love to write. I'm working on a sci-fi novel about trees taking over the world. I promise it is much cooler than it sounds. I'm really into bicycles. Everyone should sell their car and get a bike. I built one and it is the most righteous transporter on two wheels. BOOM BABY!

My Interests

im totally obsessed with how humanity associates with nature, situations, other people, problems. it has turned me into somewhat of a pessimist, but only in the way that humanity is doomed. everyone has an idea on how to save the planet, many of them are good ideas. but i've thought about it a lot and there is only one way to save the planet and that is by killing humans. we're a club, meet behind the safeway on 36th and augusta every tues night if you want to help save the planet and kill some humans.

I'd like to meet:

you know!

Music:

jazz, hip hop, blues, progressive, experimental, classic rock, garage rock, noisecore, dance punk prog, MATH ROCK, am i missing anything? most types of music. hella, dilute, the planet the, breaker!breaker!, hot hot heat, 31knots, deerhoof, the mars volta, jimi hendrix, the helio sequence, radiohead, miles davis, herbie hancock, joni mitchell, the beatles, parts & labor, madlib, fela kuti, dr. octagon (im destructive), natural dreamers, bellini, okay, langhorne slim, xiu xiu, john coltrane, charles mingus, at the drive-in, SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE, DILUTE, HELLA, the beatles, led zeppelin, the rolling stones, new bomb turks, the high-fives, modest mouse, the mooney suzuki, the won-tons, interpol, two ton boa, sport murphy, elluvium, hey mercedes, the appleseed cast, the bunnybrains, good the get up kids, rjd2, medeski martin and wood, the dirty dozen brass band, pseudosix, smashing pumpkins, creedece clearwater revival, pink floyd, santana, rush, nada surf, jaco pastorius, eyes of autumn, queen, widespread panic, im tired of trying to think of bands that im in love with, although im sure i forgot someone important...like quasi and i owe it all to them.

Movies:

ok im not gonna fall into the same trap...p.t. anderson, stanley kubrick, m. night shyamalan, lynne ramsay, charlie kaufman, brad pitt, edward norton jr., julianne moore, denzel washington, kirsten dunst, jena malone, dustin hoffmann, robert redford, paul newman, sean penn, ratcatcher, punch-drunk love, y tu mama tambien, peter pan, south park, seven, magnolia, american history x, american splendor, 21 grams, mystic river, city of god, michael moore, fahrenheit 9/11, waiting for guffman, christopher guest, confessions of a dangerouse mind, 2001: a space odyssey, dr. strangelove, full metal jacket, a clockwork orange, kill bill, quentin tarantino, chris farley, will ferrel...oops, i fell. movies have lost much of their appeal to me.

Television:

i dont watch that much tv - that statement has turned into a lie. even stevens, mxc, family guy, anime, seinfeld, arrested development, south park, curb your enthusiasm. thats it. i hate all idol anything, including so you think you can dance.

Books:

orson scott card is my favorite. catch-22, white teeth, kurt vonnegut, ishmael, eric schlossers "fast food nation" is amazing, same with james gunns "the toy collector." "the cocaine wars" is interesting and filled with information that you have to put it down after 5 pages to make sure you absorb all the info. i've been reading the book for over 3 years now. ive been trying to read more so if you have any suggestions...

Heroes:

having just read this i have come to the conclusion that there are only 4 people that need to be on here that are true heroes, not people i just really like a lot. papa, my dad, my mom, and batman. and yes, batman does count. i also want to be ernest hemingway, minus the hole in his head.

My Blog

something terrible has happened...

somehow the glorious green pigment has released from my page and i dont know how it happened.  i think perhaps enough complaints were made, and enough people went blind that the surgeon general r...
Posted by WICKA WOW! on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:56:00 PST

i used to be a drum-master god!

i was totally just playing the drums and let me tell you friends ive never drummed like i just done drummed. i started out with this hip-hop-jazz beat that went like this. boom boom bah boom bum bum...
Posted by WICKA WOW! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"B"

i put down the controller and looked around. the familiar world around me was new and exceptionally low-key. i walked over to the kitchen and dispensed of the garbage in my house and cleaned the eno...
Posted by WICKA WOW! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"A"

after pressing the pause button i am immediately thrown back into the days of the dance troupe. i dance so hard that i become obsessed and soon don't want to do anything but dance, flop, jiggle, jibe...
Posted by WICKA WOW! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

people

heya everybody. im sitting here right now, really craving some contact with real people...not this internet bs. i just got through doing a lot of self reflection. i have completely and totally chan...
Posted by WICKA WOW! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

twas a graveyard smash...

i just wanted to see who was interested in a graveyard smash around this time of year. for some reason i have that halloween song stuck...the monster bash...or ball...or cash...or something. maybe a...
Posted by WICKA WOW! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im so disappointed in myself...

well my friends, i am quite disappointed in myself. but not in an angry way, i just held myself back. ive been trying to be more adventurous and try new things, but im just not allowing myself to ge...
Posted by WICKA WOW! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what the f

i cannot even begin to explain what happened tonight. twas glory in its purest crimson form... toodles!
Posted by WICKA WOW! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

can you say spiritual?

...and the class responds in a monotone congruency, "yes mr. bailey"heyo! and welcome to my next edition of, "WICKA WOWWOW! im jordan bailey!"  in todays episode we will be explaining the amazingness ...
Posted by WICKA WOW! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im doing it peter, im doing it!

yo i dont know peter, and nor do i know why i am telling him that im doing it, but his name seemed to fit for my exclamation.  i think it has to do with my obsession with peter pan and hook (your...
Posted by WICKA WOW! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST