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Holden fuckin Caulfield

So there I was...

About Me

I believe it's Frank Sinatra's world, and we're just living it. I should warn you now, before you read further (well, who really reads this garbage anyways? Unless they're already sold on the person) that I'm just a little bit excentric, and I'm drawn to excentric people. Basically though, I've seen the good parts of the world, done the deed of war, and stuck myself into things I probably shouldn't have. All that combined with manic-depression, a cocky "kill-yourself" sense of humor, add in 5' 10" and 165 scrawny pounds and you get the big ole' slop of slug me. Some people say I'm an awful, terrible person; but some people speak before thinking. Anyways, if you've ever heard about me, it's probably just a rumor. Don't judge a DVD by it's cover. You're officially warned.
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Anyways, there's not much I don't like; as long as your civilized I can stand you.
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To give you a better idea of who I am, my life basically revolves around Zombie movies becomming true; or to live Red Dawn style. If you don't know what Red Dawn is, or you don't know what I mean by "Zombie movies becomming true" I hate you, and you'll be the first I shoot when a zombie bites you.
Word of caution: I'm rarely on myspace, don't expect anything quick.

My Interests

Politics, music, video games, women, yada, yada, yada, sports, yada, yada, yada. Guy's arn't interesting because we don't have interests. Well, that's not correct, we all have the same interests. At least 80% of us do anyways. I'd say my biggest passions in this world are politics and movies.

I'm pretty much down for anything, if you ask me, "Do you like..?" I'm almost always going to say yes, unless it involves guys and/or my ass.

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Surveys are for retards, so this isn't a survey as much as it's a list of rhetorical questions.
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Are you single? = Yes, and very lonely, someone love me.
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What's your favorite movie? = Who cares? Is that really going to make or break my personality? Well, probably... Anyways, that's a retarded question. There's alot of reason to like a movie, so it's hard to say. I can think of over a dozen that I could watch any time and adore.
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Cat or Dog? = Lion, a fucking Lion!
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Favorite Music? = I enjoy everything, but the best music makes me want to fucking kill a mother fucker for looking at me wrong. Someone once said, "There's enough things in the world to be angry at, why should I listen to music to make me angry?" And that's true, but I still love angry music.
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Are you in love? = Yes, I love how absurd life is.
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Favorite Subject? = Hmm...Anything that will blow my mind and make me re-evaluate the ground I stand on. So, philosophy, science, and mathematics.
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What's better, Ninja's or Zombies? = There's no way to decide. They both rule soo much.
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Would you do a Zombies? = No! Probably...yes. Okay, depends.
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That's fucking disgusting. = That's not a question, retard.
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What about Ninjas? = Yes, I love them too.
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Chicks? = Some people would say I don't have standards, some people are right.
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I'd like to meet:

A lady! Duh, silly.Really though, I like a lady with manners; but not someone up tight. Just someone who is sophisticated, intellegent, and out-spoken. I just don't really care about dumb girls who hang from guy to guy all the time, that's so old. I use my manners when appropraite, act cordial and always invigorating; I expect much of the same. It's great being young, because you only get one chance to do it, but so many people today don't look at the choices they make and evaluate the risks. I'm tired of meeting people like that. Otherwise, I can get along with everyone, but I most enjoy people who can laugh at the sad and enjoy quite social activities. I do not like anyone who's obnoxious, testy, or has no idea how they appear to the rest of the world.

Oh, and anyone of my Hero's I have listed of course.

Music:

I love music. And I love every type of music. I don't care if it just makes me tap my foot to the beat, sing along, drink a beer, or cry; I'm a cheap whore when it comes to music, anything will do me.

But yeah, my favorite band is TOOL, followed by Nine Inch Nails and then the master mixer, Dr Dre.

Rather than just listing bands that I enjoy, I'll simply say that I can enjoy almost everything. I don't mean that in a bland sense, I really do enjoy 95% of what people listen to.

Of course, we all have our favorites. My favorite type of music is anything that makes me want to kill someone... Seriously...
I love Gangster Rap probably more than any other genre. Of course, I've still got much love for the Metal, the Rock, and whatever makes me want to hack someone apart or blow their head off for being a "bitch nigga".

Movies:

Yeah, I LOVE movies. I'm the type that buys DVDs all the time. I can enjoy a large varity of movies, but the ones I adore the most are the ones that make me think above all else. I'm very picky, and a movie you think I might just LOVE, I probably can't stand. Film should be viewed in the same respect we view books, they're both ment to tell a story...so many movies now seem less like books and more like magazines; with nothing truely going on, it's just entertainment.
"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it's obscene!" - "Kurtz" Apocalypse Now
"Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck." - "Elizabeth" Donnie Darko
"Are there no gods ... no Buddha? If you exist, hear me. You are mischievous and cruel! Are you so bored up there you must crush us like ants? Is it such fun to see men weep?" - "Kyoami" Ran
Anyways here's a random list of a couple movies I own, these are just the ones that come to the top of my head:
Wargames, Election, Seven Samurai, The Deer Hunter, Porky's, Dr. Stranglove (Or: How I learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb), The Boy's from Brazil, Starship Troopers, Chopper, Rashomon, Full Metal Jacket, Tremors, Pulp Fiction, The Salton Sea, Night of the Living Dead, Kill Bill, A Murder of Crows, Death Race 2000, Jarhead, King Kong, Good Night and Good Luck, Ugetsu, The Big Lebowski, Red Dawn, every single ...Of the Dead movies, Leon The Professional, Big Trouble in Little China, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Apocolypse Now, and lots of others...

Television:

I really don't watch TV anymore.
I have shows I adore, but I keep missing them. The only thing I seem to watch (and only sporadically) is the Daily Show. I enjoy alot of TV shows though, now I mostly catch the DVD box sets. Anyways, I'm a huge fan of Seinfeld, The Sheild, Nip/Tuck and a couple other shows. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a pretty good show, but I haven't seen much of it. Firefly is a great show too. But on the other hand, there's alot of TV shows I fucking hate.
Take the popular TV show "Lost", I fucking hate that show. They're like crack, you might do it once or twice and not get hooked, but do it regularly and you're doing it until you die. I hate just about everything on FOX, ABC, NBC and CBS nowadays...No, I hate everything on them... If I'm just watching TV for a bit, I'm probably watching the History Channel, the Military Channel, or OLN.
It seems the new trend is to only watch Box-Set TV shows season by season. Well, I'm trendy like a emo kid is a fag. So, all I pretty much watch now is box sets.
I love UFC, I should mention that.

Books:

I like reading alot of political books. Especially Noam Chomsky. I also like comic books too, but not like in a nerdy way, I just appriciate a good comic book. I read alot of non-fiction and military-related books. I'd say I almost exclusively read non-fiction, just because I'd rather watch a movie than read a book. I love to write too. My favorite book is The Catcher in the Rye (hence Holden Caulfeild). But I also like alot of Bishop Fulton J. Sheen's books (though, I'm not Catholic), and Neil Gaiman's stuff.

Fuck Dan Brown and all his BULLSHIT lies!

Basically I can enjoy almost any nonfiction writing.

Heroes:

Noam Chomsky; he's the man; and by that I mean he kicks ass.
Ash from Evil Dead. Cause Ash had a damn chainsaw for a hand and carried around a double barrel side-by-side of pain. Can you get cooler or more manly?
No.
Also Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, cause they're badasses:
"The Executive Has No Right, in Any Case, to Decide the Question, Whether There Is or Is Not Cause for Declaring War" James Madison
"The Strongest Reason for the People to Retain Their Right to Keep and Bear Arms is as a Last Resort to Protect Themselves Against Tyranny in Government" Jefferson
Other bad-asses to include on that list:
Voltaire, " Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too."
Lord Byron - for fucking everything and everyone he could.
Albert Camus - for being such a depressing asshole.
T.S. Eliot - "Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."
Heraclitus of Ephesus - For being a badass anarachist and speaking his mind.