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Things to think About
1. Is there another word for synonym?.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
To really respect what you are and where you come from you have to know who represents where you come from and this my friend is the man
The Lord Jesus Christ and Chris Gardner