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Hector

Why Does It Burn When I Pee Mommy?

About Me


Welcome to the Official Hector Myspace page! We're professional drunk punk rockers, ok maybe we're not that proffessional...but uhm we're self sufficient, yea that's it!

We're a punk band from the outer reaches of that great state of New Jersey. We started in 1998, back when the buffalo roamed the prairies and the Olsen twins were still illegal.

By self sufficient we mean we have 5000 watts of power to blow out your fuckin' earholes and melt your faces like those Indiana Jones movies so have the equipment to run the whole night, we can provide the sound system to enhance your listening pleasure!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/24/2005
Band Website: In The Works
Band Members:

Curt: Vocals. Guitar
Frank: Vocals. Lead Guitar
Joe: Bass
and...
Ted: on the sticks!
Record Label: Public Intoxication
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Hector Video 2: Video's Revenge

Man, the HectorTv freight train just keeps on chugging along and slappin' you upside! This song is called "Whatever Dude" and the footage was from a show they played um uhhhh somewhere.... I...
Posted by Hector on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:52:00 PST

Holy shit! A music video?!

What the shit is this? It's about 5 in the morning and I'm about to routinely tap a vein, and what comes flying at me with the force of Rosie O'donnel's massive cranium headbutting a cheesecake? A mu...
Posted by Hector on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:30:00 PST

Hector Interview!

Here's something to read out there, a sit down chat with Hector! Q: Tell me a short bit about Hector to get started!! Hector: We all knew eachother for a long time and in a beer fueled fog, we ca...
Posted by Hector on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:01:00 PST

New Song Added! "Zombie"! Read Up Braineaters!

El Monstro back again, updating with the latest news in the wide world of Hector: Hector just pulled out a old track from the Hector archives, dusted it off, polished it up, shit, they even put a pret...
Posted by Hector on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST

Wanted: Hector Street Team Members!

WE WANT YOU!!! No, not in that sexual rub your bunghole type of way, we mean we want YOU to spread the word about Hector and promote! What's in it for you? NOTHING! Errr shit, we're dicks but seriousl...
Posted by Hector on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:18:00 PST

Come See Hector, Jan. 12th!

You don't want to miss out on the drunken retardation! Here's the details on the show. January, 12 2007 at The Delancey 168 Delancey St.,  Manhattan, New York 10002Cost : 5bucks January, 12 2007 ...
Posted by Hector on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

Hector: New and F'n Improved!!!

 That's right cockknockers! The Hector Myspace is receiving a total overhaul, I'd would have said make over, but we're not a bunch of flamers!  Be a good picklesniffer and check out what we ...
Posted by Hector on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:09:00 PST

Update in your Uterus

Hey Motherfuckers, I haven't updated this shit in awhile so I figured what the hell. I know this little spot on the page is for a band bio, but if you really want to know how we got our name or what F...
Posted by Hector on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:06:00 PST

"Hector Bleeds" Free CD!

  No, No, noone's having there time of the month folks! "Hector Bleeds" is a CD or Free D that will be given out at future shows!  "What's it cost?" you ask. Well, it's FREE! ...Asshole. Any...
Posted by Hector on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 03:22:00 PST