I'm a hot older man just looking for a lady who'll escort me to Mellonshakers...uhh...da gentlemen's club...on a friday night...uhh....for free dat is. I live in a two story house and I work out of the home. I enjoy swimming and kick ass rock-n-roll acts like Foreigner, Lover Boy, and Journey. I live next to the biggest bunch of weirdos in the whole FRICKIN world, it's like someone nuked a fastfood stand and the mutants whole arose from the ashes moved into the rental next door. I drive a bad ass 83 camaro sport, hot red with an awsome orange flame paint job. It is Wycked.
