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Mark

Non-stop Rocking is possible, I do it, EVERYDAY!

About Me

The truth is no one really knows where I came from. My mom always told me I was adopted, but the scientists who were always coming over and checking me out said I came from another planet to save the world. This seemed pretty cool until I got older and realised what a bunch of spastics everyone else is. Now I'm pretty content to just sit back and watch everyone fuck everything up while I laugh about it. i know Spider-man says people should use their super powers responsibly but its way more fun to use my super powers to have fun. What super powers you ask? Well have a seat and prepare to have you socks rocked off! Lets see here... Oh yea one time i smoked a whole pack of cigarettes in four hours, that was pretty sweet. This other time i rocked so hard I knocked myself out, this is even more amazing when I tell you that no one else has manged to knock me out. EVER. Yesterday I won 25 tickets at the Family Fun arcade playing that game where you draw the gun as quick as you can from the holster and shoot at the little moving cups. I used my tickets to buy a superball. its not the best superball I have ever owned but its still pretty sweet. One time i stayed awake for three whole days without the help of any drugs. TRUE STORY, except for the part about not having any drugs to help me. The coolest thing I ever did though was one time I saw this guy park a car bomb in front of some building that looked important so i hot wired it and drove it back to that guys house and parked it there instead. This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

Actually I think i'd lke to stop meeting people, almost everyone makes me sick. I'm even feeling a little sick right now. Every place I go there are people. What the fuck!? Don't any of you have jobs? Or a life? Why do you always have to be where i can see you? Since when did people stop living in caves? I tell ya its a shame that the dinosaurs went extinct, because I bet they kept this over-population bullshit under control. Thats what the world needs is more large predators that hunger for human flesh. Then maybe we would get our priorities in order. Goddamn...

Music:

Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, AC/DC, The White Stripes, Man or Astroman?, Beastie Boys, Ice Cube, CCR, Dropkick Murphys, Rage Against the Machine, Guns N' Roses, The Darkness, Tom Petty, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Sublime, Weezer, Los Straitjackets, Tenacious D

Movies:

Fight Club, Ravenous, Donnie Darko, The Dirty Dozen, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, 28 Days Later, Cool Hand Luke, The Road Warrior, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, True Romance, Unbreakable, Shaun of the Dead, Road to Perdition

Television:

Family Guy, Samurai Jack, actually I dont really watch T.V. I dont even have cable but I buy the DVD's of the the above two shows. Sometimes I get really high at a friends house and we watch Most Extreme Challenge and laugh a lot, MXC is a good show, the Japanese think of everything its amazing. I heard the other day that they have hotel rooms in Japan where you can pay to go in them and they give you a sledge hammer and you can smash whatever you want. It's like everyones chance to be a rock star! How cool is that!?

Books:

House of Leaves, Filth, Cat's Cradle, The Stranger, Real Ultimate Power, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Treasue Island, I Lucifer, I am Legend, The Dark Tower series, Of Mice and Men, Life of Pi, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Catch-22, Coraline, Comic Books

Heroes:

Lets see here... Me, and also my fellow asskicking comrades The Incredible Hulk, Wolverine, David Ortiz, Batman, Kurt Vonnegut Captain America (Sup Cap, I still owe you for that thing in that place, that time!), Spder-Man, Tyler Durden, Clint Eastwood, Bullet-Tooth Tony, Angus Young, The Boston RedSox, The Dirty Dozen except for Telly Savalas who turned out to be a complete douchebag like no one saw that coming, man I bet he's like that in real life too, Mad Max, The Punisher, Dr. Doom and that guy from that movie whose name I cant remember who did that really cool thing that one time.

My Blog

i got Byron jerking off today

so the trip to the weapon X facility was a success. i got the adamantium on my bones and it didnt even take that long. im petty sore all over but hey thats a price I'm willing to pay to have unbreakab...
Posted by Mark on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 05:55:00 PST

another day in the life of me

Man what a crappy day out, its raining and cloudy like it is every damn day in craptown USA. I only have to work 4 hours today and not until tonight so I decided to use today to catch up on some thing...
Posted by Mark on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:15:00 PST