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Hello Eileen

helloeileen

About Me

i am pretty fucking awesome. I would totally be my friend!

My Interests

i am interested in saving in the animal planet. one lamb chop at a time. stockpiling food and supplies to prepare for catastrophic world destruction. investing in property in the mid west, where tunics (oh god) and jeans with tapered ankles are considered the height of fashion *shudder*. oh, and learning how to distill water using only solar power, aluminum foil and plastic straws.

I'd like to meet:

an assailant so i finally get a chance to use this pepper spray!

Movies:

clueless, 8 femmes, bring it on~~!

Television:

buffy, miss match (both cancelled :(

Books:

19th cent. british lit.

Heroes:

sarah jessica parker, buffy the vampire slayer, girls with nosejobs

My Blog

Four

In Chinese culture, the number four is generally an unlucky number. When pronounced in Mandarin, it is just one subtle tone variation away from another word, carrying the definition of "die", or "deat...
Posted by Hello Eileen on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:11:00 PST

Spooky Time!

Somewhere between the spinach phyllo triangles and ham & swiss turnovers, I'm taken with the overwhelming fear of poisoning all my friends.Hopefully, they will be too drunk to even notice. *note t...
Posted by Hello Eileen on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:19:00 PST

Wear Underpants !

Is it just me or is that white girl commando-ing it??? Or is that just folds of fat?Hmm...this could just be the glare off the pole...Girlfriend needs to leave that abusive boyfriend though.Her butt w...
Posted by Hello Eileen on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:15:00 PST

Wonder Woman! Bat Girl! Aqua Girl!!

"Aquarius" is the best zodiac sign. And I'm not just saying this because I coincidentally happen to be an aquarius. That is just the truth, plain as day and clear as my skin after a 60 min extraction ...
Posted by Hello Eileen on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:53:00 PST

Vegas - Gets Better Each Time!

Semi Annual Vegas Trip - Aug '07This time, the occasion was for Adria's 21st birthday! Congratulations, girl!YES. We drove. After we swore we would never do it again. Twice.Let's see...friday we were ...
Posted by Hello Eileen on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:16:00 PST

To my dear friend, Patice

I retract that comment I made about you "swinging any good ones my way." What a huge mistake that would be, and now I know better! After all, haven't you done enough already?! First time, shame on you...
Posted by Hello Eileen on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:59:00 PST

Can we be in Vegas already!?

You would think that spending the entire last week in Vegas would be enough to immerse me Sin City overkill...You really would think, wouldn't you!?I fully intend to give out my phone number and engag...
Posted by Hello Eileen on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 01:31:00 PST

The Persian Experience

I have learned that:1.) if he is tall, dark and handsome, he is most likely Persian2.) the food is freaking amazing!3.) and try not to get too involved, there are just too many issues you are not equi...
Posted by Hello Eileen on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:14:00 PST

Beastiality

I just witnessed my dogs having sex...eeewwww!!!!!!
Posted by Hello Eileen on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:58:00 PST

I'm a Beach Person!!

I love the beach! This is coming from a person who detests the sun/tanning/water/sand/sun/sun. I am the crazy fob with an umbrella during the day and driving gloves in the car. I use SPF 70 sunblock ...
Posted by Hello Eileen on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:45:00 PST