"Starfucker" |
September 9, 2007:Sorry I went MIA again. It's shocking how much time it takes being unemployed....Anywho, I gots me a new crush
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Posted by Ashley on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:09:00 PST |
"FIRE thought she'd really rather be water instead" |
If anyone has been wondering why I haven't been online as much, not updating my blogs, not responding to emails, etc, I have a GREAT excuse.For anyone keeping track, I am:SleeplessDatelessSexlessJoble...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:37:00 PST |
"Sweet Dreams" |
May 16, 2007:Dude - I just had a dream that I beat the shit out of my sisters's former best friend who really went crazy on her. I grabbed her arm and swung her into a tree head first, I puched ...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST |
"He liked my shoes, I kept them on" |
I finally fulfilled a fantasy I showed up for a date in fuck-me pumps, a coat, and that's it, AND got to keep the shoes on for the whole thing!Yay me! BUT guess what Boys and Girls? Surpri...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST |
"Gumdrops and Saturdays, did Eric call, by the way?" |
Here is a pop quiz, boys and girls: What is the BEST way to breakup with someone? A) Don't return their phone callsB) Don't respond to their emailsC) Don't reply to t...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:38:00 PST |
"... I like the word" |
March 23, 2007:Just an update to this blog, not a new word yet.As if to prove my point, I just had the worst thing happen to me:I got locked INSIDE my apartment!!!! I actually pulled the doorkno...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:22:00 PST |
"here. in my head" |
YOU. HELPING ME BE LESS CRAZYI've decided that I need to keep in touch with my Myspace friends more often and I also have some problems I need to work on (see "Pretty Good Year?" blog). One thin...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:26:00 PST |
"Pretty good year" ??? |
FUCK NO!!!!! TO MY MS FRIENDS AND POTENTIAL SUITORS: I hope this explains some of my distance and non-committal responses, and sometimes not responding at all. It really is true here, "It's not you...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 02:37:00 PST |
"Is your place in Heaven worth giving up these Kisses..." |
Halloween is my absolute favorite day of the year. It's my Christmas, New Year's Eve, and Birthday all rolled into one. I didn't get to go out last year. It was a Monday and I was still working ful...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:03:00 PST |
"I shaved every place where you've been, boy" |
or "Reason no. 462 being a girl sux" Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick - I just got WAXED for the first time! Although I have had a horrible year emotionally, booty-wise it hasn't been bad (thanks...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 02:55:00 PST |
