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King Phil

About Me

My family and mates mean the world to me...cheesy some may say but its true!!superman youre hoe
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You are The Flash The Flash 85% Iron Man 85% Green Lantern 70% Catwoman 70% Wonder Woman 65% Supergirl 60% Hulk 55% Superman 50% Robin 50% Batman 35% Spider-Man 30% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?.. .. ..

My Interests

girls women birdsFootball - Supporting Man Utd (both travelling to Old Trafford and on the box) and Playing for my team CEGA.Going out with my mates most nights of the week in Portsmouth. Booze is usually involved and the results can be seen on DSI and some pics on here.Meeting new people is also a favourite thing of mine to do. I would like to see more of the world and no doubt at some point in the future I will do.Making magic spells and selling them to the pygmy people that live in Berkshire. They are good customers in general but have a tendancy to pay late every 6th month. I must discuss this with them and try and resolve the situation.

I'd like to meet:

ERIC CANTONA - Utd legend.BARRY SCOTT - So I can rip his tounge out of his mouth.RICKY GERVAIS - Pop for a beer or two.JENNA JAMESON - To discuss world politics....THE QUEEN - To give her a dirty sanchez.ROBBIE SAVAGE - Break his legs. Twice.JAMES HETFIELD - Why not.PAPA SMURF - No reason needed.YOU.JOSE MOURINIO- Steal the tossers coat.EDWARD WOOWARD - To steal the E's from his name, and then sell them on EBay...!

Music:

Music - Metal, Punk, Some Indie - even a bit of drum and bass (b ut only a bit of that chavy nonsense) Metal and Punk are my true favourites by far. Last gig I went to was Rancid in Brixton and the next one is Madness in Brighton.Little people at gigs annoy me - they just get in the way. Also couples who feel the need to hold onto each other, thinking that if they let go the other one will be stolen by the gig person stealers.

Movies:

FORREST GUMP, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, JACKASS, BORAT, DEBBIE Does DALLAS FOUR, AND THAT PORNO WITH JENNA JAMESON IN THAT DREW LOST. THE DICK. STAR TREK FILMS ARE QUALITY ALSO..ENGAGE!!

Television:

The thing the sofa points at.

Books:

Good for throwing at people, short people need them to stand on and clever people need them to be clever. Lady books are allowed though, although public reading of said books is generally frowned upon, except in croydon where is it positivley encouraged.

Heroes:

Myself. Im truly great. I honestly think that. ..

My Blog

Sunday Quiz

Yak sha Mash!! Good day to all of you fine people. Sunday night was a giggle for those of you that didnt attend.  The emo commonly know as Matt and Me hosted the Reg pub quiz due to the lame Reg ...
Posted by King Phil on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:16:00 PST

New Year etc etc

Greetings and special waalins salutations to those in the waalins know, New year feels just like the old year except I keep writing the date wrong.  Our business is manic at the mo due ot first i...
Posted by King Phil on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:57:00 PST

Xmas Farts

I have been farting every ten or so minutes now for at least three hours.  Was funny for the first half hour, not so funny after that..then it got smelly and annoying.  Now im tired from all...
Posted by King Phil on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:37:00 PST

Waalins

RAAAAAAAAAAA!! Life is sweet as a bean still....We went to Madness gig on Tuesday - results can be seen on here!! Was a fantastic day and gig then an eventful night out after...Was good to see Sir Ada...
Posted by King Phil on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:03:00 PST