girls women birdsFootball - Supporting Man Utd (both travelling to Old Trafford and on the box) and Playing for my team CEGA.Going out with my mates most nights of the week in Portsmouth. Booze is usually involved and the results can be seen on DSI and some pics on here.Meeting new people is also a favourite thing of mine to do. I would like to see more of the world and no doubt at some point in the future I will do.Making magic spells and selling them to the pygmy people that live in Berkshire. They are good customers in general but have a tendancy to pay late every 6th month. I must discuss this with them and try and resolve the situation.
ERIC CANTONA - Utd legend.BARRY SCOTT - So I can rip his tounge out of his mouth.RICKY GERVAIS - Pop for a beer or two.JENNA JAMESON - To discuss world politics....THE QUEEN - To give her a dirty sanchez.ROBBIE SAVAGE - Break his legs. Twice.JAMES HETFIELD - Why not.PAPA SMURF - No reason needed.YOU.JOSE MOURINIO- Steal the tossers coat.EDWARD WOOWARD - To steal the E's from his name, and then sell them on EBay...!
Music - Metal, Punk, Some Indie - even a bit of drum and bass (b ut only a bit of that chavy nonsense) Metal and Punk are my true favourites by far. Last gig I went to was Rancid in Brixton and the next one is Madness in Brighton.Little people at gigs annoy me - they just get in the way. Also couples who feel the need to hold onto each other, thinking that if they let go the other one will be stolen by the gig person stealers.
FORREST GUMP, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, JACKASS, BORAT, DEBBIE Does DALLAS FOUR, AND THAT PORNO WITH JENNA JAMESON IN THAT DREW LOST. THE DICK. STAR TREK FILMS ARE QUALITY ALSO..ENGAGE!!
The thing the sofa points at.
Good for throwing at people, short people need them to stand on and clever people need them to be clever. Lady books are allowed though, although public reading of said books is generally frowned upon, except in croydon where is it positivley encouraged.
Myself. Im truly great. I honestly think that. ..