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Baron Samedi

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About Me

Well its about time I updated this bit, My real name is Sally-Marie I'm 23, married with the world's cutest little bubba. I know everyone says that but check out my pics and you'll see just how right I am. I am always right by the way. ALWAYS! I am Fugema (Foo-J-Ma) Ranger of the Mighty Neon Breakneck Rangers, gotta be reppin the Breakneck massive! LOL!! I love drinking, dancing (Badly) singing (Awfully) swimming in the sea when drunk, fry up's, steak, cheese and egg's! Preferrably all together! I am currently feeling anything Neon, Electro, sayin Tanked, Mugging Me Off n And I Mean Physically and Retro drinking! Pina Colada's (80's) & Gin & Bitter Lemon (40's) toppin da list at da mo. Oh and dressing up, your never to old! Leave me comments make me feel LOVED! Pow. What can I say, don't hate da playa hate da game. Word. This is my Mum, I betcha feel a whole lot better about your 'rents now, ay?!Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

Looking after my bub, drinking, lovin da Boosh, drinking, exploring my new found Mum Bravery (test me I dare thee!) Dancing (badly), Singing (terribly) my pet Jean-Paul de Franco, being scared by Most Haunted coz i'm alone and afraid of the dark ;p History, reading, finding ways to try and drive the mice away and rediscovering my love of The X Files
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I'd like to meet:

A Jack to my Karen. I'm a hag with outta fag :( I offer good working hours, duties to include drinking, shopping, bitching and occasional heavy petting. There is also a current vacancy for an attractive male best friend, own car preferable. Sorry Emo's and previous applicants need not apply. Oh and Quincy. And William Shatner and Bear Grylls (Less meet more attack in a sexual manner!) and Grissom and Andy MacNab. And Sean Connery. And The Boosh. And Eddie Izzard, in fact just read my hero's!

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Music:

Drum and/or Bass, Breakbeat, Basement Jaxx, Calvin Harris, James Brown, Deftones, JT, Snoop, Punk, Soul, Dancehall, Motown, Rat Pack, Dirty Electro, "Rock", Richard Cheese, 2 Many DJ's, Amy Winehouse, Weird Shit, everything and anything really.

Movies:

Asian cinema, Anime, comedy, cheesy action (Broken Arrow has 1 of the best quotes ever uttered by John Travolta "Do you mind NOT shooting at the thermonuclear weapons"), Quentin Tarantino, Sci-Fi

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Will & Grace, Qi, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Mock The Week, Family Guy, Futurama, Black Books, Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey, Spaced, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Eddie Izzard (My Liege), Dara O'Briain, CSI (Grissom knows who you killed and how you did it BEFORE you!), CSI NY, CSI MIAMI (I love you Horatio!)The one the only.......DIAGNOSIS MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dr Mark Sloane I Love you, Steve Sloan, you rock that sports jacket! Anything involving David Attenbourgh, Blue Planet especially. Most stuff on UKTV History, Time Team!!! Discovery channels ect.......ANYTHING with Vic and Bob in :) Boston Legal- I only just found this show, I love it!!! William Shatner is my new personal hero! Dr Who (why is David Tennat so attractive as Dr Who?!!)

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Books:

Anything! Everything! Crime, History, Mysteries (real life), SAS stuff, Paranormal, Sci Fi, Patricia Cornwell, Andy McNab, Peter F Hamilton, Ben Bover, James Herbert, Barry Eisler needs much more praise and attention, I LOVE the John Rain books!

Heroes:

Crazy Helen, Karen from Will & Grace, Howard Moon Leading Cream Poet, Garfy Frozen Egg devourer, Eddie Izzard, Simon Pegg, Dylan Moran,Dr Mark Sloan, Detective Steve Sloan, David Attenbourgh, Dr Karl Kennedy, Mrs Fletcher (Angela Landsbury, Murder She Wrote. How can one women know so many people who get murdered and never be a suspect!) And last but certainly not least Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer I bow down before thee and offer you my first born in tribute! Ok I need to add Alan from Boston Legal to this! And Andy McNab :)

My Blog

Bunny Grylls, Back in 5!

Hello, just in case anyone was wondering where Bunny Grylls has gone, I removed the blog coz, quite frankly I can do better! Working on doing a vid so keep your peepers peeled!
Posted by Baron Samedi on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:49:00 PST

I'm Back!

I dropped my precious laptop near on 3 weeks ago and broke the inner workings of the charging bit :( £70 later I got it fixed by a not so unattractive young man and therefore I back to amuse and delig...
Posted by Baron Samedi on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:13:00 PST

Why Sir, I hardly know ya!

A nest on the sofa, Hoosband in the kitchen making me a drink and Bear Grylls had just obliged my naughtier thought processes by getting nekid on the tellybox for my viewing, but lamentably not physic...
Posted by Baron Samedi on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:27:00 PST

EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooo

WARNING SPIDERMAN 3 SPOILER AHEAD!!!!!! (IT SUCKS!) Got my lil sis Em to babysit last night so Hoosband & I could have our 1st night out alone together. Went for a cocktail (white peach and mango ...
Posted by Baron Samedi on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:56:00 PST

Like I've said before, I'm blick moafoa!

So I was wathcing a prog called Victoria's Empire on the beeb last night. Basically Victoria Wood travel's to all the place's in the old British Empire named after Queen Victoria, it quite interesting...
Posted by Baron Samedi on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:43:00 PST

Its alive!!!!!

You'll be glad to know dear reader that despite the bleak outlook I did indeed survive Not only did I survive but I cooked what could have been a michlin star worthy dinner, flash fried swe...
Posted by Baron Samedi on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

Last Will and Testament

Postscript. If I die I wish it to be known that my potential husbands were as follows so that they be informed of my passing and allowed to grieve. 1)Chino Moreno 2)Jenson Button 3)Bear Grylls 4)Greg ...
Posted by Baron Samedi on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

I want sex on the beach but not on the rocks

Why is it that when ever I go out it turns out that I need to work the next night?! Went out for some cheesy fun with Beeboo and ended up not getting in til 3am! The perfect time to wake up if your Th...
Posted by Baron Samedi on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:12:00 PST

Oh Happy Day!

How nice is the weather!? All I want to do is sit on the beach with a glass of chilled rose and several good friends and perhaps going swimming in my clothes like the good old days! Theres nothing qui...
Posted by Baron Samedi on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

Peacocks and Flamingos

I've been thinking about tattoo's recently, mine aren't so great and have always been spur of the moment things. on My back just above my panty line I've got a butterfly which is pretty but wonky in t...
Posted by Baron Samedi on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:13:00 PST