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Ollie

fuckabout

About Me

Apparently - im a chav!...

I grew up in Essex before moving to portsmouth at 18 to do an apprenticeship for the MoD... I now work in london as a shift manager... Am engaged to Laura who's amazing and iv been with for over 16 months now!

Donkey punch!

We are Tottenham, We are Tottemham, Super Tottenham, from the Lane, We are Tottenham, super Tottenham, We are Tottenham from the Lane!

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.. You scored as Chav. Your A Chav

Chav


90%

Trendy, Townie


75%

Skater


50%

Prepy


45%

Griebo


15%

Goth


10%

Emo


5%

My Interests

Likes:

--Sunsets, Walks on the beach, holding hands, tulips, nursing injured kittens back to full health--

Dislikes: --People who lie to get laid.--YID 4 LIFE! - To Dare Is To Do!

SOL, SOL, WHEREVER YOU MAY BE, NOT LONG NOW TILL LUNACY AND WE WONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR HANGING FROM A TREE
YOU JUDAS C*NT WITH HIV!

He’s small, He’s quick, He scores with every kick, Jermain Defoe, Jermain Defoe!

YOU ARE MY LENNON, MY AARON LENNON YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY YOU’RE BETTER VALUE THAN THEO WALCOTT AND BY THE WAY, SOL CAMPBELL IS GAY LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

I'd like to meet:

More crazy random people...

...but most of the people i know already are crazy!

Music:





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-[Spunge],
-Sublime,
-Amen,
-Jurassic 5,
-K'junga (HA HA!),
-NWA,
-Reel Big Fish,
-The Filaments,
-Kanye West,
-Ludacris,
-The Prodigy,
-The Offspring,
-Ice Cube,
-Capdown,
-Obie Trice,
-Muse,
-Green Day,
-Queens of the Stone Age,
-Goldfinger,
-Cypress Hill,
-No doubt,
-A Fire Inside,
-Flogging Molly,
-The Streets,
-Rage Against The machine,
-Nirvana,
-Pinhead Gunpowder,
-DMX,
-Sham 69,
-NOFX,
-Oasis,
-Snoop Dog,
-Dropkick Murphys,
-Westside Connection,
-Bob Marley,
-Public Enemy.

Movies:


+BASEketball,
+Snatch,
+Fight Club,
+Team America,
+A clockwork orange,
+Shrek 2,
+Platoon,
+Full metal Jacket,
+The Football Factory,
+Battle Royale,
+The shining,
+Romeo Must Die,
+Revolver,
+Spongebob squarepants the movie,
+Fist of Fury,
+Hero,
+Back 2 the future,
+Lock stock
+E55EX BOY5.

Television:


+Family guy,
+Red Dwarf,
+The Young Ones,
+Black Adder,
+Grim and Evil,
+Invader Zim,
+Pinky and the Brain,
+Little Britain,
+Futurama,
+Bottom ....

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!

Books:

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a ttoal mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe!!! LMMFAO!

Heroes:



Gwen Dunning R.I.P. 1921 - 2005
I'll never forget you!

My Blog

ENGAGED!

As many of you know by now i proposed to laura in Rome on her bday and she said yes! Im so lucky to have her as we get on so well and are perfect together! There will be a piss up to celebrate in...
Posted by Ollie on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:17:00 PST

- quit your jibba jabba!... its Mr T

Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is fold...
Posted by Ollie on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:49:00 PST

The truth behind emos...

Emo:                    A subculture (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually ...
Posted by Ollie on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 04:14:00 PST

130 questions

When was the last time you cried?  When Nan died. Have you ever faked sick? Yeah. What was the last lie you said? No, that dress makes you look thin! Have you ever cried during a movie? No....
Posted by Ollie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sorting my head out...

Just wanted to sort few things out that going through my head!.... I am loud and chatty most of the time (as you all know!) but it has been known for me to stop talking... Have really bad habit of bot...
Posted by Ollie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. 1921 - 2005

For those who have noticed iv been acting strangely past few weeks it is due to the fact that my Nan passed away a couple weeks ago and we buried her today... I was very close ot her an...
Posted by Ollie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Last route...

Yes last night was my last route for a while as i have to go work in Whitehall and play with the satellites, read the paper, play minesweeper etc... So i apologise for any drunken antics that may have...
Posted by Ollie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST