Alias Horowitz
Cynical, jaded, faithless, disappointed, disillusioned, used,
If I could take back all my sweat, my tears, my sex, my joy I would,
My time, my love, my effort, passion, dedication,
In case of mistaken identity I gave these things to you,
If I sound angry, bitter, sad, infatuated, it's the truth,
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, just a few,
Stages of acceptance that it's really over,
It's just so complicated and I'm stupid for believing in you.
"Kiss me, please kiss me...kiss me out of desire baaaabe, and not consolation. Oh you know it makes me so angry cause I know that in time... Ill only make you cry, this is our last goodbye..." - Jeff Buckley, Last Goodbye.
I'm purdy cool. You should talk to me. No, you really should! Do add me as a friend, message me. Do it! Do add me to your MSN Messenger([email protected]). Do support spurs. Don't be mean to me. Do be nice and give me things. Don't take me too seriously. Do eat at McDonalds. Don't be a whore. Do watch lots of movies. Don't kill insects. Do buy the new BT Duet MOO ringtone phone. Don't pick on someone just because they are fat, ugly or smelly. Do use deoderant. Don't smoke. Do drink. Don't drink too much (it's not cool). Do be cool. Don't be goth / emo / punk / chav / townie or any other crap label. Do be normal. Don't put so much HTML in your profile cos you just come off looking pooey like mooey. Do be a mooey. Don't eat fish. Do go to the cinema. Don't support nuclear weapons. Do go for walks. Don't eat all my pie. Do spend your days mooing. Until your mooing days are over. mOo xx
This is my mate, he's purdy cool too..
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And finally....
Let's get some things straight. If I add you, it means I think you're cool. If I deleted you. It means you somehow annoyed me, usually by just being a lazy ass and not talking. If you are in my top 8, it means NOTHING. If you were in my top 8 and suddenly find you're not, it means NOTHING. If you are in my top 8, but not 1st, IT MEANS NOTHING! If you were never in my top 8, don't cry. If you want to be in my top 8, just ask. If I subsequently delete you, don't cry. If you are a band and I add you, you will get deleted if you don't interact with me. If you are a band and I didn't add you, it means I didn't like your music (that's not to say you suck). Now, stop getting political or move to America. P.S. send me a message, I prefer them to comments!
Love Yous :) x♥