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About Me


Alias Horowitz
Cynical, jaded, faithless, disappointed, disillusioned, used,
If I could take back all my sweat, my tears, my sex, my joy I would,
My time, my love, my effort, passion, dedication,
In case of mistaken identity I gave these things to you,
If I sound angry, bitter, sad, infatuated, it's the truth,
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, just a few,
Stages of acceptance that it's really over,
It's just so complicated and I'm stupid for believing in you.



"Kiss me, please kiss me...kiss me out of desire baaaabe, and not consolation. Oh you know it makes me so angry cause I know that in time... Ill only make you cry, this is our last goodbye..." - Jeff Buckley, Last Goodbye.
I'm purdy cool. You should talk to me. No, you really should! Do add me as a friend, message me. Do it! Do add me to your MSN Messenger([email protected]). Do support spurs. Don't be mean to me. Do be nice and give me things. Don't take me too seriously. Do eat at McDonalds. Don't be a whore. Do watch lots of movies. Don't kill insects. Do buy the new BT Duet MOO ringtone phone. Don't pick on someone just because they are fat, ugly or smelly. Do use deoderant. Don't smoke. Do drink. Don't drink too much (it's not cool). Do be cool. Don't be goth / emo / punk / chav / townie or any other crap label. Do be normal. Don't put so much HTML in your profile cos you just come off looking pooey like mooey. Do be a mooey. Don't eat fish. Do go to the cinema. Don't support nuclear weapons. Do go for walks. Don't eat all my pie. Do spend your days mooing. Until your mooing days are over. mOo xx
This is my mate, he's purdy cool too..
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And finally....
Let's get some things straight. If I add you, it means I think you're cool. If I deleted you. It means you somehow annoyed me, usually by just being a lazy ass and not talking. If you are in my top 8, it means NOTHING. If you were in my top 8 and suddenly find you're not, it means NOTHING. If you are in my top 8, but not 1st, IT MEANS NOTHING! If you were never in my top 8, don't cry. If you want to be in my top 8, just ask. If I subsequently delete you, don't cry. If you are a band and I add you, you will get deleted if you don't interact with me. If you are a band and I didn't add you, it means I didn't like your music (that's not to say you suck). Now, stop getting political or move to America. P.S. send me a message, I prefer them to comments!
Love Yous :) x♥

My Interests

Baby, tell me how can this be wrong? Grant my last request and just let me hold you. Don't shrug your shoulders. Lay down beside me. Sure, I can accept that we're going nowhere. But one last time let's go there. Lay down beside me, ohhh :(

I'd like to meet:

Grooveh peeps...

Girlfriend, I love you so much (she means the world to me and always will)...

Get this video and more at This Is Ma Lisa! Love my girl x

and my fishy mooper. He sure eats a lot.. feed him.. go on!

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Music:


Jeff Buckley JEFF BUCKLEY and Jeffy Jeff Buckefley Cat Stevens The Automatic The Zutons The Feeling Muse Audioslave Bullet For My Valentine Iron Maiden Oasis Kylie Minogue The Magic Numbers Frank Turner Funeral For A Friend Guns N Roses x2 Velvet Revolver Scissor Sisters Milburn The Coral Chas 'N' Dave Alice Cooper Ani Di Franco Skid Row Texas Happy Mondays Kbc Biffy Clyro Jerry Lee Lewis The DarkneSs The Datsuns Ash Aswad Abba Vision The Alterkicks Johnny Cash Elliot Smith Hi On Maiden Belinda Carlisle Green Day Glen Campbell Geri Halliwell Spandau Ballet Willie Nelson The doors The Australian doors x 3 LA doors Manzarek doors Do Me Bad Things Little Richard Barry Manilow Eminem Thunder ABC Jewel Chuck Berry Billie Piper Tom Jones Darren Hayes Thunder Bruce Dickenson Kenny Rogers Belle & Sebastian Cliff Richard Toyah Rolling Stones Sheryl Crowe T-Rextacy Weezer Alanis Morisette Bob Dylan x 3 Ron Wood Cosmic Charlies about 10 times The Who JaMes Elaine Paige Mark Knopfler John Denver Eric Clapton Vera Lynn Public Enemy x2 Tammy Wynette The Monkees+ Many Many More

Movies:


Pirates of the Caribbean and I saw The Departed today

Television:

X-Factor. Bad Lads. Friends. South Park. Simpsons. The League of Gentlemen.

Books:

Catcher In The Rye

Heroes:


My Blog

GF APPLICATION FORM

GF APPLICATION FORM (for those of you who are strangers to humour, this is just a joke ) 1. Would you have sex with me? 2. What positions would u want to be in? 3. Would you suck/LICK me ? 4. ...
Posted by Alias Horowitz" on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:43:00 PST

hmm

plop!
Posted by Alias Horowitz" on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:28:00 PST