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About Me

I am an alien from another planet.... uh... Goorrga...snaakk... yeah! Gorgasnak! And I have brought with me... a slave. (snigger cackle) He had no name. I'm bad, oh yeah, you know it BIAYATCH!!! Want to see my gun? Here it is ---- I== Pretty cool huh. sigh. I'm bored. Let me sing you a traditional Gorgasnakian song... it will grant you wisdom and light in times of darkness (+2 to Wisdom and +4 to Light)... Anyways this is how it goes... *Lord of the Rings music comes in*(I totally copyrighted that song... Criminals)... (I start to sing in a strange unintelligable language) karrrrr karrrr graakkk graaa blllaaarrr blablablabla gragragra doodle dee doodle dum. Go forth my fair children of Graaa and spread war and hate. NYAHAHAHAHA!!!! You thought I was good didn't you?! If you have finished reading this... let me know for you have won a prize... :D bye bye.

My Interests

I am interested in all of you... dun dun dun. *Evil Grin*

I'd like to meet:

Jack Markus Holland and his band of mercenaries... haha.

Music:

Yes, I love Music.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Hitch, Lord of the Rings, Van Wilder, Finding Nemo, Shrek, Shrek 2, Madagascar, Harry Potter 1,2,3 and 4, Get Shorty, Be Cool, The Grudge, 40 year old virgin, 40 days and 40 nights, the girl next door, dodgeball, anchorman, old school, ice age, school of rock, equilibrium, garfield, zoolander, starsky and hutch, the man in the iron mask, the three musketeers, man on fire, signs, Antz, A bugz life, bats, birds, arachnaphobia, anaconda 1 and 2, i.t. the clown, Finding Neverland, matilda, power rangers, kindergarden cop, alien vs. predator, terminator 1,2 and 3... bla bla bla...

Television:

Nothing!!! I am a monk dammit!!!

Books:

The Dragon King Saga, Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano, Mafia Dynasty, To ride a Silver Broomstick, Soraya's Spell Book, Scientific Witchcraft, Star Signs, Love Signs, Handology, The Satan Seller, Charlenes MXIT Novels (haha), etc. But hell... I can't really read anyway...

Heroes:

Garfield, John Lennon, Kurt Kabain, Hugh Hefner, Stan Lee, and most of all, Thys (my uncle)... and Alucard!!! and Naruto... and Jeriah. Hahahaha