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Stradley de da

I wasent born with enough middle fingers

About Me


Lusty Leo Gets Hurt.
I'VE ACHIEVED GOOGLE STATUS:
Google: twosexiformyshirt
God Save The Queen
Let me explain to you what the fuck I am. I am what your friends are talking shit about when that blonde faggot passes by you. I'm what's brought up out of the awkward silence to ignite a conversation into your pathetic life. I'm The kid hanging out with the loosers while you Queers trip over yourselves to become a cheerleader or football player. I'm the reason thouse very same football players qeustion their sexuality. I am the enigma in the shadows of witch your attracted, like insects to light.
Dont let my shit-talking get in the way of anything. I start off loving, and end up disapointed. And i CONTINUE to search for that soul that shows me something other then conformity.
Hence myspace being an Addiction.
I didnt have a heroe to look up to, being a blonde fag at the age of 16. there wasent anyone who really resembled my predicament, or who could shed some light onto my situation for that matter.
So i looked to other sources to be my potential heroe, Such as Tila Tequila, Jeffree star, Christine Dolce, ect. They were respected figures whom i could speak to at any moment, with the click of a button. I enjoyed my time of speaking to these "heroes" and was gratefull for the few things they tought me. But after awhile i soon relized that they are just as lost as me, And they could only offer so much help. Once again i was failed by whom i looked up to, Tila Tequila went off to become some SuperStarSlut With shows such as "A Shot at Sluttyness". Jeffree became Some sort of SuperPlastic idol, resembling all that is Fake and unworthy of reality. And Christine flat out stopped talking to me. And from there i started to believe that everyone needs to be there own God/Heroe.
But i continue to look for an Impossible Savior.
Please let me know if you are him.
;-)
(NAILS DOWN CHALKBOARD)
HELLO
There are a few things you need to know about me before continuing onward. I will NOT entertain you by Coating my face in makeup and dying my hair an obnoxious color and shouting things like "thats hot".
There are BETTER forms of entertainment.
:-)
And thouse of us *FAGGOTS (cough) who have got the looks, DONT need the makeup.
Sorry.
I'm glad you had fun playing dress-up but there are Better Bitchez in town.

Cause see,
While you were playing with barbie and plastic surgery, Ken and I Relized that we both looked Gorgeous As men(not women) and we were in love. So I Geuss your stuck looking like a mannequin and sucking off confused little boys, of witch you find with your gaydar.
While I shoot ripped men with my Gaygun and RECEIVE the Splendors of life.
:-)
My tolerance for thouse of you who are fake is getting shorter and slimmer then jeffree stars dick at his weekly appointment with his plastic surgeon.

It saddens me to watch the world burn down in flames like this, and bring the few of you who are still Real, with it.
And it saddens me furthermore to witness the Dead walk the earth, With pale faces and arms extended outward in a Dead-like fashion, Grasping their sidekicks with what little life they have left Txting, buying, and selling whats left of their souls, Outside of some Shitkicker/neonplastered/porncovered Club to watch someone on stage whos DEADER THEN YOU.
Educate Yourselves
Theres more to life then the drugs up your nose,
And The shitty pink hair-ed shows
We Are living The Life
In witch our siblings must Grow.
MAKE A CHANGE.
x
Shoot Motherfucker:
CLICK.

My Interests



Disclaimer:
If you resemble anything close to plastic, Expect a swift drop kick in the face witch will result in... well... You not having a face anymore.
:-(
Followed by a deep omniscient voice screaming "finish him" and me ripping off any reproductive organs you have Resulting in... Well...
The prevention of Breeding more stupid people
Such as the Plastic Likes of you.

When I'm Feeling Down,
I Turn To Jesus.
x

Flashing lights And burning ciggerettes. Exchanging Psychology and Theory at 2:00 in the morning. Bass Blasting lane switching, pumping, grinding, Buying, selling, And working our lives away. A penny in our teachers paycheck, And slaves to money untill the day we die. Love shared through akward stares, Inbetween txting and Bragging. Exiled at the thought of being something other then a typical teenager. Conforming into the herd is hard to do when your a Leper.

Huh?
What does that shit mean fool?

Smoke it Off.
You'll FEEL Better.

Lets be Freinds

I'd like to meet:



Someone who doesn't have a Myspace.

LIVE:
At various times
during the day.

CHECK BACK
-Zxch.

Find Me On Stickam
As:
Bipolarqueer

Music:



Movies:



a

Television:



Fuck.

Books:

I'll sit down and read a Magizine if ones laying around. I read anything that Isent Retarded. And if a Book hasent got me Hooked within the First couple pages, i wont read it. Book's can be great, But im more of a Visual learner. (lazy)


Gay's
In Denial


Listen, I am bisexual, and I'M ok with that. And im OK with other people that are Bi and gay. BUT, i am NOT ok with you stupid ass motherfuckers That act like they are Straight and treat people who have ACCEPTED who they are like SHIT. Here's the deal : If you fuck with me or any of my freinds who choose that lifestyle, i'll Kick your ass. Other then that... If you Arent ready to come out, Let us live our lives and have fun. While you stick to you cheep Porno's at home. If your SCARED to come out. THATS a Whole diffrent story to me.
I will ALWAYS be a SAFE resource to people who are scared of themselves, I will always be there for you. And you can trust me with your "Secret". And as you have read... I have an Immense hate for Homophobes.

Heroes:



No
Heroes


YOu cant handle the heat of being my hero.

Except for jen.

My Blog

HALLOWEEN

What are you all doing for HALLOWEEN?Party's Rocky horrorTrick-or-treatingFucking up peoples shit?Let me know! I might go to R.H.P.S or i might not, so its up in the air!!!I hope you guys have a good ...
Posted by Stradley de da on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:42:00 PST

Sketchy

Lost and warped into the electric synopsis of his brain,theroys based on no evidence and faith with never seeing,The mad Struggle between corpses that walk for a better truth.Your Demons bec...
Posted by Stradley de da on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:46:00 PST

New Medication?!

Sweet nigg! Apparently i needed a lithum source. :-D Less crazy = goodelectric!...
Posted by Stradley de da on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:39:00 PST

Extreme!!!!!!

Super extreme extra goodness dipped in pleasure, hand tossed in nirvana with a twist of sex. And a hint of chocolate. Shaken not stirred with a slice of supersticky Sublime like Salmon. 100% pure grou...
Posted by Stradley de da on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 01:25:00 PST

Marsha Manson

I feel like fucking marsha brady!!!! and it feels so gooooodd!!!!!! I feel like doing the fucking worm on beautiful earths crust, And lapdancing with the woodland creatures in the Beautiful forest! An...
Posted by Stradley de da on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:48:00 PST

MidTeen Crisis

We are all trying to find ourselves, Wether your 40 or 15. We all are still learning how to operate in our society. Who are you going to be known as? The emo kid? the blonde? the jock? What makes you ...
Posted by Stradley de da on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:40:00 PST

I feel good

I was just shown that AGE has nothing to do with maturity. And i truely, Honestly, believe it this time.  Ive never felt betta.Peace NIg!...
Posted by Stradley de da on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:22:00 PST

Tee Hee

Cierra is playing at applesauce tonight.;-)And im gonna be there.x
Posted by Stradley de da on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:55:00 PST

GROW UP

god im SO sick of people talking shit about gays.... At first i was thinking... well i only need to kick like 3 kids asses. And now ive dropped 2 classes and im taking 3 more, And people talk more shi...
Posted by Stradley de da on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:17:00 PST

Wake up

Blackblooms all along the sides of a moonlit street,Streetlights illuminate the path the way i see it. A turning point in witch my Mindset becomes reality.Fogged windows with familys eating dinner and...
Posted by Stradley de da on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:03:00 PST