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Tapatio

Step up to the flavor, mang!

About Me

I'm your new (or old) favorite hot sauce. What sets me apart from all the other "hot" sauces out there? Well, for one, my main ingredient is peppers, NOT vinegar. Vinegar? What the fuck, mang? How are you gonna make a hot sauce where the main ingredient isn't even hot? I'm also better because I'm thick, not thin and watery like most other hot sauces. And my packaging. Check my shit out, mang. My label is minimal and classy, and still classiclly South Of the Border. Oh, and I'm also better cause I come in so many sizes: 5oz, 10oz, 32oz and my new 7 gram packets. Ole!

My Interests

Being put on food, putting Tabasco out of business, showing that Cholula bitch what's up flavor-wise...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interested in spicing up thier eating life. Poor people who want to spice up thier ramon, or give real flavor to thier veggie burgers. Try me with chips, or in soups, mix me in with hummus or pour a fuck load of me on pizza. Forget Tabasco, mang. For reals!

Music:

Tejano & Mariachi

Movies:

Cheech & Chong

Television:

Telemundo

Books:

1001 Uses For Tapatio

Heroes:

Jose-Luis Saavedra Sr. is my boy.